OK so for years I heard stories from friends and older guys about stank pussy.. Shit was a myth too me.
I'd just started started messing with my friend's cuz (he's forgotten now but he kept going on about how she felt about me... whatever), smashed her twice.. everything was copasetic... un-fucking-til
Can't remember who called who but she was on her way to work...*deep breath* she decides to skip and come over.
2mins in and the smell overwhelmed me, I zoned out for a bit... like this is really the fishy smell niggas talk about.
I was 17 at the time but I'd already had been with many chicks, so it really put into perspective just how unpleasant her coochie smell was.. I wasn't about to carry on and fake the funk (lol).
Grabbed my phone and set an alarm for a min later, acted like it was an emergency call and we both left the house immediately but I was outta her sight with the quickness.. I was filled with laughter, disbelief and disgust. Never saw or spoke to her again.
I had to link up with another chick that night, just so I could remember what pussy should smell like. Still, the smell took years to get outta my head.
I've had the opportunity to see her again, but I'm too forthright, I'd tell her why I cut things off abruptly. So instead, whenever my friend mentioned it, I passed on going to her b'day parties.
Til this day... that's the only coochie, that I could say had an unpleasant or suspect smell. I'm fortunate.