Men, if your lady was at the beach and got attacked by a shark….

[Loquacious]

NUTTIN’ WANNA BE POKED IN THA EYE…

Lion
Tigers
Bears
Aliens
Cyclops

NUTTIN’…

Y’all must ain’t never got poked in tha eye or summin….

 

[Loquacious]

Is this a verbal attack

 

[Loquacious]

Until that shark put his fin up like
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“Nigga… you thought!!!”

And take a bite outta yo quad

Lmaooooo!

 

[grYmes]

NUTTIN’ WANNA BE POKED IN THA EYE…

Lion
Tigers
Bears
Aliens
Cyclops

NUTTIN’…

Y’all must ain’t never got poked in tha eye or summin….

 

[Duwop]

I love how niggaz will hypothetically die for motherfuckers that don't even exist

 

[Nopeee]

I’m using my one comment a year on this, and the answer is yes. For the same reason I’d fight a bear…

Even if I don’t make it, I just.. I just gotta know man

Plus I love shawty etc.

 

[SneakDZA]

would you try to rescue her?

I'm an animal lover but I would fuck a shark up royally with no hesitation.

Sharks, alligators, crocodiles and snakes can all get this violence from me if they cross the line.

I would fucking DROWN a shark trying to fuck with my girl.

I fucking hate those motherfuckers.

 

[Mr.LV]

Looking at her in the ocean while I’m on the shore

 

[SneakDZA]

Man... I'm willing to save all yall's gals from sharks. Just give me a rambo knife and some flippers and it's over. You can venmo me afterwards.

I can't stand a fuckin bitin-ass nigga... wanna use your lines all ahead of time before you even get a chance to shine on your own shit

 

[Chicity]

I'm an animal lover but I would fuck a shark up royally with no hesitation.

Sharks, alligators, crocodiles and snakes can all get this violence from me if they cross the line.

I would fucking DROWN a shark trying to fuck with my girl.

I fucking hate those motherfuckers.

Don't you mean UNDROWN a shark?

 

[SeaSnake]

Don't you mean UNDROWN a shark?

You ignorant lol

 

[Chicity]

You ignorant lol

I'm learning about sharks just like yall

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

Y’all niggas wack lol

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

I’m puttin that shark in the dirt.

 

[Loquacious]

Third time reading this. Third time laughing hard

 

[RandomNegro]

Man like me aint gotta worry about a shark cuz it would know better than to mess with my girl. Just built different

 

[ImaInfluenza]

I’ve watched my girlfriend get choked out by her aunt.

Tell you like I told her afterwards, that ain’t had nothing to do wit me

 

[AP2.5]

I’ve watched my girlfriend get choked out by her aunt.

Tell you like I told her afterwards, that ain’t had nothing to do wit me

God dammit allergens you make it so easy to hate you.

 

[ImaInfluenza]

You really shouldn’t put that type of energy out into the universe. It’s not healthy.

 

[Englishdude]