Men, if your lady was at the beach and got attacked by a shark….

[mike030270]

Funny thing is I’ve been able to swim since I was about 1 so that’s more than likely why she’d be gettin’ chewed on by Jaws and not me lol

Don't need to swim faster than the shark just gotta swim faster than her huh lol

 

[Inglewood_B]

To be fair…

Unless she was already equipped with a spear gun and trained well enough to use that she wouldn’t accidentally spear me in the attempt… I also wouldn’t want my wife trying to rescue me from that either.

 

[Duwop]

Fam I'm not gonna lie ....... I 100% expected you to say you would fight a shark

naw....i don't fuck with nature

i'm afraid of most attacking animals

 

[Chicity]

i cAN SwIM!

head ass niggas

I hate when yall try to make that useless ass activity seem like it's some kinda necessity

Unless ya name Namor or Aquaman, swimming will not help you in this situation. All it does is change the shark stat line from +1 to +2

 

[loud-ninja]

All sharks are not equal. If it is shorter than my leg, I think I can take it. If we talking like great white shark size, aint shit you can really do.

 

[Rubato]

Shark? That’s the ocean not the beach

She should have stayed out the shark’s house

 

[Word....Life]

“Poke it in tha eye…don’t nuttin’ wanna be poked in tha eye!!” - Word…Life

 

[Word....Life]

i cAN SwIM!

head ass niggas

I hate when yall try to make that useless ass activity seem like it's some kinda necessity

Unless ya name Namor or Aquaman, swimming will not help you in this situation. All it does is change the shark stat line from +1 to +2

Ole “it only takes a teaspoon of water to drown” ass scary ass nigga lol

 

[Don Dada]

I would only save my daughter my mother or My sister back in the days before she become a Bitch

I remember when I was on holiday in Turkey 15 years ago. I was out in the sea then and there was an old couple I fooled them that they were a shark there and one had just died. They panicked and I almost died sitting in a rowing boat with my cousin

 

[TTBF]

Yall cold. I'm eye gouging tf out that shark for my queen. If she can fight then we fighting.

 

[AP2.5]

Yall cold. I'm eye gouging tf out that shark for my queen. If she can fight then we fighting.

Could you fight a bear?

 

[Chicity]

So...let me get this straight

The strategy to reach AROUND its big ass mouth and all the rows of teeth, while it's whipping back and forth....and poke it in the eye

I can't wait until the MCU make this visual a reality and we see Spiderman get taken out the game by Namor henchsharks

 

[TTBF]

Could you fight a bear?

All jokes aside, Im not leaving my s/o or my momma, my sister, my brother or my nephew against any animal. . if we die we die. we'll die fighting tho. shrugs.

 

[dodge]

would you try to rescue her?

Simple questions deserve simple answers…






No

 

[Word....Life]

 

[dodge]

This is like asking if your girl jumped off a skyscraper would you jump off as well to rescue her…

We both dead

 

[Chicity]

I know they gotta be under the ocean laughing it up after eating a good amount of that human flesh

'And then Jamal, check this out, he tried to poke me in the eye'

 

[BlackRain]

Live footage of me on the beach while she "swimming"

 

[Word....Life]

I know they gotta be under the ocean laughing it up after eating a good amount of that human flesh

'And then Jamal, check this out, he tried to poke me in the eye'

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He won’t know who tf he talkin’ to…swimmin’ into coral reefs and shit fuckin’ round wit’ me lol

 

[TTBF]

niggas morally broke.

get ya wrists and fingers strong. my eye gouge is the truth. word to pei mei.