Let’s talk about marriage and condoms…

[Mister B.]

Wait, yall dont have kids yet? Or you dont want more?

See the DINK thread.

We good here.

In the NORTH, where we like sky. And vacations more than once a year.

 

[Eartha Clit]

See the DINK thread.

We good here.

In the NORTH, where we like sky. And vacations more than once a year.

Whose to say having kids you can’t go on vacations more than once a year?

 

[Eartha Clit]

Where does this idea that having kids mean you can’t do shit with your life come from?

You can travel a lot with or without kids. I do it!

 

[Mister B.]

Whose to say having kids you can’t go on vacations more than once a year?

The people I know say.

At least our vacations are relatively hassle-free.

Now, if you got kids and still go on multiple outings, more power to you.

 

[Big Lurko]

The people I know say.

At least our vacations are relatively hassle-free.

Now, if you got kids and still go on multiple outings, more power to you.

The people you know are broke

 

[Word....Life]

Why TF would I START using condoms wit’ my wife?!?!

 

[Eartha Clit]

Why TF would I START using condoms wit’ my wife?!?!






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Family
Planning.

 

[Big Lurko]

Family
Planning.

Oh but when i was "family planning", niggas said i had a narrow urethra.....

 

[AZTG]

We talking about condoms or condos?

Lmaooo. Shit got weird quick.

"Mfers laughing at me, quick let me post my bank account"

 

[Eartha Clit]

Oh but when i was "family planning", niggas said i had narrow urethra.....

 

[Dwayne]

Y’all really find a issue with this or it’s just for jokes?

 

[B_A]

revolting*

Agreed.

Jfc I hate autocorrect so much but I can't turn it off or no one would ever understand what I typed: nsjdj bdb hdhhrh... seriously, not joking one bit

 

[Eartha Clit]

We talking about condoms or condos?

Lmaooo. Shit got weird quick.

"Mfers laughing at me, quick let me post my bank account"

Man fr. Idgaf about a damn rooftop condo. Should’ve told someone from the city that shit. Now had he said, “I laugh about my decisions sitting on some acres of land with cows and shit.” I might’ve felt some way.

What that gotta do with not properly feeling your wife’s cat though?

 

[mryounggun]

Y’all really find a issue with this or it’s just for jokes?

Thank you.

*continues laughing*

Also...

...is it ok to joke with you today?

 

[Word....Life]

Family
Planning.

I can see my conversation wit’ my “imaginary wife” now...

Me: “Hey baby...I’m bout to strap up cuz I don’t want kids...”

Imaginary Mrs. Word: “But Word...you have a son already!!”

Me: “You ain’t let me finish baby...I don’t want kids wit YOU...”


:ohshit:

 

[Sony Montana]

Where does this idea that having kids mean you can’t do shit with your life come from?

You can travel a lot with or without kids. I do it!

Tell your mans

 

[Dwayne]

And yes. Kids definitely restrict plans. It don’t stop but it restricts them in one way or other.

 

[Eartha Clit]

My child ain’t never restricted me from going anywhere. Shout out to his village.

 

[Word....Life]

You can’t be my wife if you don’t trust my pull out game or love me enough to deal wit’ my lack there of...

 

[mryounggun]

My child ain’t never restricted me from going anywhere. Shout out to his village.

The fact that you needed to rely on the village...means is restricted you.