Let’s talk about marriage and condoms…

[B_A]

The smell of latex is revolving

 

[mryounggun]

The smell of latex is revolving

revolting*

Agreed.

 

[Eartha Clit]

The rest of us were just gonna let that slide on by, in order to avoid in inevitable. But here you go...smh.

 

[Big Lurko]

I only know of two instances where someone I knew was married and still wearing condoms.

The first one was straight forward. My dudes wife kept forgetting to take pills. Like she would forget and miss a pill here and there. And they didnt want an unplanned pregnancy. So it was sex with condoms.

Second one much wilder. Lmaoooo. Dude I knew wife was cheating with MULTIPLE men. He only found out when he went to doctor and the doc said he had some std. I forget which. It was one that goes away with some anti biotics. Dude couldnt leave her though. Smfh. So after they had their beef and reconsiled, he fucked her for like a year with condoms till he could trust her again.

Pills is so old school

 

[Mister B.]

Do what works for you. I won’t stop laughing about this foolishness though.

Do you. I'm laughing on my rooftop everyday at our decisions. Especially when muhfuckas come over and are like "If I didn't have kids......"

 

[Sony Montana]

Damn I gotta work out to become lighter than kandy again

 

[Eartha Clit]

As for me and my marriage….

 

[DOPE33]

I like Loquacious energy in here lol

 

[Mister B.]

As for me and my marriage….

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The hopelessness in that muhfucka's soul shown through his eyes is all the reassurance I need.

Thanks, Loquacious.

 

[Eartha Clit]

Do you. I'm laughing on my rooftop everyday at our decisions. Especially when muhfuckas come over and are like "If I didn't have kids......"

So you’re laughing at your decision to use condoms while married on your rooftop?

I guess if that’s where you gotta go to laugh.

 

[Eartha Clit]

Damn I gotta work out to become lighter than kandy again

I ain’t been 185 since I got pregnant with my son 12 years ago. 200s baby!

 

[Mister B.]

So you’re laughing at your decision to use condoms while married on your rooftop?

I guess if that’s where you gotta go to laugh.

Nope. I laugh everywhere. But it's especially rewarding on the Condo rooftop, overlooking Brooklyn.

 

[Ghost313]

Birth control doesn't mix with marriage?

Huh?

Damn Right. I can take on the consequences

 

[Big Lurko]

Do you. I'm laughing on my rooftop everyday at our decisions. Especially when muhfuckas come over and are like "If I didn't have kids......"

Lol ahh the humble stunt post...

Gotta love it

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Imagine using condoms after I already hit 2-3 times

 

[Eartha Clit]

Nope. I laugh everywhere. But it's especially rewarding on the Condo rooftop, overlooking Brooklyn.

I mean if that’s your thing.

 

[Big Lurko]

Nope. I laugh everywhere. But it's especially rewarding on the Condo rooftop, overlooking Brooklyn.

Wait, yall dont have kids yet? Or you dont want more?

 

[Eartha Clit]

This nigga think I give a fuck about a condo over looking some damn busted buildings. I’m from the south, we like LAND.

 

[Eartha Clit]

Wait, yall dont have kids yet? Or you dont want more?

They’re family planning. They don’t have any.

 

[Pachá12]

Always thought one of the perks to marriage was raw sex and masterin the pull out game, or leavin it in...