Let’s talk about marriage and condoms…

[DOS_patos]

at a time yes, but no overall

like a club in the hood.......soon as it open its shot right up

 

[Word....Life]

This very topic is a yearly roast for this Jehovah’s Witness cat at my job cuz he told everybody he uses them cuz he know he don’t want kids...he ain’t taking no chances lol

 

[mryounggun]

You could. You'd also be an idiot and literally on my dick about my sex life while knowing shit about it other than the word "condom" was included.

Thank you.

*continues laughing*

Also...

...is it ok to joke with you today?

 

[Mister B.]

Thank you.

*continues laughing*

Also...

...is it ok to joke with you today?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

 

[Eartha Clit]

I have a cousin that's married and they use a condom his wife wants kids and not on birth control of any kind. And when he go raw dog he pulls out. I was like that's the best part. I think he just wants to be the cool uncle and they travel alot.

Your cousin is childish sir, shoot it up and give her a plan B. They work.

 

[Sony Montana]

I joked about using a condom because I wanted to see what it was like as I forgot

she told me “lol no”

 

[Mister B.]

Your cousin is childish sir, shoot it up and give her a plan B. They work.

Bullshit.

Maybe Plan B doesn't work with her body. Maybe she doesn't want it.

Funny how "my body, my choice" only works when y'all want it to.

 

[Dwayne]

Married folks do it and I Don’t see the problem to be honest. I’m pretty sure a few times it ain’t used right? But overall you are if you’re not trying to have a baby

 

[AZTG]

Imagine getting married and rocking a condom.

Cause I cant.

 

[AZTG]

Imagine getting married and pulling out.

Cause I cant

 

[Banginscrew901]

Your cousin is childish sir, shoot it up and give her a plan B. They work.

Yea I wouldn't use it but I see the logic. Not sure how I would feel about the idea of giving my wife a plan B pill but I guess it's better than going to the clinic

 

[AP2.5]

Also..

...is it ok to joke with you today?

 

[BlackAx410]

Your cousin is childish sir, shoot it up and give her a plan B. They work.

Don't they cut off at 185 pounds tho? As a man that didn't want kids until my fiance talked me into it like 1.5 years ago i was strapped like a secret service agent outside of like 6 times i went raw diggity into shorty. If you don't want kids until you're financially ready condoms make sense

 

[Eartha Clit]

Bullshit.

Maybe Plan B doesn't work with her body. Maybe she doesn't want it.

Funny how "my body, my choice" only works when y'all want it to.

Do what works for you. I won’t stop laughing about this foolishness though.

 

[AP2.5]

Imagine getting married and pulling out.

Cause I cant

Oh I'm pulling out cause I like the visual of the back shots

 

[Sony Montana]

damn mister B you ain’t bust In there 3x in a row to fuck up the PH balance!?

loser!!

 

[AZTG]

I only know of two instances where someone I knew was married and still wearing condoms.

The first one was straight forward. My dudes wife kept forgetting to take pills. Like she would forget and miss a pill here and there. And they didnt want an unplanned pregnancy. So it was sex with condoms.

Second one much wilder. Lmaoooo. Dude I knew wife was cheating with MULTIPLE men. He only found out when he went to doctor and the doc said he had some std. I forget which. It was one that goes away with some anti biotics. Dude couldnt leave her though. Smfh. So after they had their beef and reconsiled, he fucked her for like a year with condoms till he could trust her again.

 

[Eartha Clit]

Don't they cut off at 185 pounds tho? As a man that didn't want kids until my fiance talked me into it like 1.5 years ago i was strapped like a secret service agent outside of like 6 times i went raw diggity into shorty. If you don't want kids until you're financially ready condoms make sense

I’m over 185 and never had an issue.

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

Tried to go back after my first kid, didn’t last one session. Didn’t attempt to go back after my 2nd one cause we knew it wouldn’t last. Got snipped so I can be free of consequences. Now I live in…





TAKE THAT RUBBER OFF

 

[mryounggun]

I’m over 185 and never had an issue.

The rest of us were just gonna let that slide on by, in order to avoid in inevitable. But here you go...smh.