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Jerrod Carmichael Comes Out The Closet In New HBO Special

SneakDZA said:
I wasn't gonna say it but yeah... if gay men have a glow to you, you might be glowing a little bit yourself.
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Straight men don't exfoliate or use serums or acids.

Straight men don't invest in beauty or aesthetics, gay men do.

If you ever used them Korean beauty products, that shit makes your skin glow. I started using that shit because I wanted to look younger. Shit, now I look ten years younger.

Combine that and not busting nuts, my skin looks smoother than Jada Pinkett Smith's head.

Only straight Black guy in the industry that got that glow is Charlemagne after he got those dark patches off his face. He got the acid treatment.

Gay glow is real.
 
He basically came out on his Home Movies special but he still left it ambiguous about if he was serious or a joke a little bit.

He mentioned it on a breakfast Club interview when that special came out.

This is the first time he flat out said it and went into specifics.

I could do w/out knowing but he's a funny comic to me and I found this new special to be really personal and funny.

Neil Brennen who helped Chappelle get famous,helped Jerrod and Neil mentioned in an interview that his GF accused him of having a gay relationship with one of his friends or clients....Que X Files theme song.....

LOL Gay glow
 
ZMaKEa said:
Straight men don't exfoliate or use serums or acids.

Straight men don't invest in beauty or aesthetics, gay men do.

If you ever used them Korean beauty products, that shit makes your skin glow. I started using that shit because I wanted to look younger. Shit, now I look ten years younger.

Combine that and not busting nuts, my skin looks smoother than Jada Pinkett Smith's head.

Only straight Black guy in the industry that got that glow is Charlemagne after he got those dark patches off his face. He got the acid treatment.

Gay glow is real.
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Wouldn't using Korean beauty products constitute investing in beauty and aesthetics?

It's ok man, it's 2022. This a safe space for you to

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ToxiCity said:
Wouldn't using Korean beauty products constitute investing in beauty and aesthetics?

It's ok man, it's 2022. This a safe space for you to

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I grew up in the early 80s when there hardest motherfuckers was walking around wearing eyeliner and booty tight leather pants and had more hair product than women. I was going to salons and shit to get my hair done. That was back when we had Michael Jackson looking like a Puerto Rican and Prince was wearing blouses.

My uncle was a pimp and only wore custom boutique shit, went to hair salons, got his nails done. I always wanted to be like that motherfucker because he was the only man I knew that got bitches to get money instead of getting money to get bitches.

It's only until the late 80s when women started liking dusty dudes. That's when NWA came out and being a dusty hoodbooger was the shit.

Men caring about being beautiful and aesthetes ebb and flows.

Most men skincare routine just be soap and water.
 
ZMaKEa said:
I grew up in the early 80s when there hardest motherfuckers was walking around wearing eyeliner and booty tight leather pants and had more hair product than women. I was going to salons and shit to get my hair done. That was back when we had Michael Jackson looking like a Puerto Rican and Prince was wearing blouses.

My uncle was a pimp and only wore custom boutique shit, went to hair salons, got his nails done. I always wanted to be like that motherfucker because he was the only man I knew that got bitches to get money instead of getting money to get bitches.

It's only until the late 80s when women started liking dusty dudes. That's when NWA came out and being a dusty hoodbooger was the shit.

Men caring about being beautiful and aesthetes ebb and flows.

Most men skincare routine just be soap and water.
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So you been a batty boy since the 80's?

What you saying in one sentence or less my guy
 
ZMaKEa said:
Straight men don't exfoliate or use serums or acids.

Straight men don't invest in beauty or aesthetics, gay men do.

If you ever used them Korean beauty products, that shit makes your skin glow. I started using that shit because I wanted to look younger. Shit, now I look ten years younger.

Combine that and not busting nuts, my skin looks smoother than Jada Pinkett Smith's head.

Only straight Black guy in the industry that got that glow is Charlemagne after he got those dark patches off his face. He got the acid treatment.

Gay glow is real.
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So you gay?
 
I learned more about what Korean beauty products do to a man's sexual orientation than who Jerrod Carmichael is in this thread. I just wanna learn about half funny comedians before they get Amy Schumerized by the LGBT community.
 
ZMaKEa said:
I grew up in the early 80s when there hardest motherfuckers was walking around wearing eyeliner and booty tight leather pants and had more hair product than women. I was going to salons and shit to get my hair done. That was back when we had Michael Jackson looking like a Puerto Rican and Prince was wearing blouses.

My uncle was a pimp and only wore custom boutique shit, went to hair salons, got his nails done. I always wanted to be like that motherfucker because he was the only man I knew that got bitches to get money instead of getting money to get bitches.

It's only until the late 80s when women started liking dusty dudes. That's when NWA came out and being a dusty hoodbooger was the shit.

Men caring about being beautiful and aesthetes ebb and flows.

Most men skincare routine just be soap and water.
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nah bruh, that's all you. I don't know where you grew up, but the 70's and 80's wasn't like that in MI. Yeah, in Tha D a small number of dudes was wearing pump waves after jheri curls went out, but that's about it. Wasn't no street dudes outchea in no damned eyeliner and and shit.
 
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