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IP360: The "Things that grinds your gears" Thread

Dunno if I mentioned this but deserves to be repeated...PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO DAMN MUCH!!!

How do you not know this? Are people really that oblivious? Like it boggles my mind how folks just continously talk non-stop to someone, and not even notice it. The person has turned their head/body away from you, but you're still talkin?? C'mon man.

And don't get me started when they do it over the phone
 
I try not to bring negative energy into this world. You all know me as a prime example of someone who's skipping the gates and getting directly into heaven.

But if you order pizza and one of those pizzas is a CHEESE pizza.. please take your ass home and perform your best chris Benoit impression. You have a world of possibility and your boring ass wants a cheese pizza. Knowing damn well they got cheesy bread on the menu. But you want to have a slice and pretend to be part of the group. Fucking scumbags. Seriously, the audacity.

"Waaaaaah, pepperoni gives me heartbuuuuurn. I can't handle all that spicy pepperoni I get acid reflux". Order a salad you weak gastrointestinal system having fuck!
 
Lou Cypher said:
I try not to bring negative energy into this world. You all know me as a prime example of someone who's skipping the gates and getting directly into heaven.

But if you order pizza and one of those pizzas is a CHEESE pizza.. please take your ass home and perform your best chris Benoit impression. You have a world of possibility and your boring ass wants a cheese pizza. Knowing damn well they got cheesy bread on the menu. But you want to have a slice and pretend to be part of the group. Fucking scumbags. Seriously, the audacity.

"Waaaaaah, pepperoni gives me heartbuuuuurn. I can't handle all that spicy pepperoni I get acid reflux". Order a salad you weak gastrointestinal system having fuck!
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I mean when you put it that way...yeah I feel ya. Lol.

I can understand if it's a cheese pizza with like 3 or 4 types of different cheeses, special seasoning, and baked differently. But just regular mozzarella/American...really. You better off making that at home.
 
IP360 said:
I mean when you put it that way...yeah I feel ya. Lol.

I can understand if it's a cheese pizza with like 3 or 4 types of different cheeses, special seasoning, and baked differently. But just regular mozzarella/American...really. You better off making that at home.
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Man. Even a 3-4 cheese pizza is pushing it. I appreciate parmesan and Asiago cheese just as much as the next guy, but in the end it's just cheese. Put some personality on that dull bitch. I already gotta wait 45 minutes for the shit and we open a box and it's some shit we could have made ourselves and been eating 15 minutes ago. On top of that, you don't even have to stick with just pepperoni if you were too pussy for that. You got pizzas that don't even use tomato sauce as the base. And out of allllllllllllllll those hundreds of thousands possibly millions of flavor combinations they want to say "just a cheese pizza".

FUCK THEM!! They don't fucking deserve pizza, IP. they don't deserve the fucking CRUSTS of MY eaten pizza! There is no justification for it.

Then they want to act cultured like "people in Italy have been eating cheese pizza since pizza was invented.."

Yeah, they also sided with Hitler, asshole.
 
I reallly hate carrying cash

If somebody ask me for a dollar, they either getting nothing or every dollar I have on me lol
 
Rubato said:
I reallly hate carrying cash

If somebody ask me for a dollar, they either getting nothing or every dollar I have on me lol
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What if you just broke a 100 dollar bill at the dispensary and all the bills in your pocket are 10s or 20s?
 
Lou Cypher said:
I try not to bring negative energy into this world. You all know me as a prime example of someone who's skipping the gates and getting directly into heaven.

But if you order pizza and one of those pizzas is a CHEESE pizza.. please take your ass home and perform your best chris Benoit impression. You have a world of possibility and your boring ass wants a cheese pizza. Knowing damn well they got cheesy bread on the menu. But you want to have a slice and pretend to be part of the group. Fucking scumbags. Seriously, the audacity.

"Waaaaaah, pepperoni gives me heartbuuuuurn. I can't handle all that spicy pepperoni I get acid reflux". Order a salad you weak gastrointestinal system having fuck!
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@Inori

:hahaha:
 
Yall don't even get me started on them "extra cheese" motherfuckers. I bet they got all kinds of bowel problems they're ashamed of. All because of their shitty opinion. Whole system and opinion just backed up and full of shit, aint that a bitch.
 
There's no parking in my neighborhood. Sometimes it's so bad even the illegal spots are taken (ie parked in front of hydrant, or on the street corner blocking walkway, etc)

It's only the residential handicap spots that never have cars in em. I'm talking even 2-3 am. It's a handful of em too.

🤔😡
 
ChicagoFigure said:
There's no parking in my neighborhood. Sometimes it's so bad even the illegal spots are taken (ie parked in front of hydrant, or on the street corner blocking walkway, etc)

It's only the residential handicap spots that never have cars in em. I'm talking even 2-3 am. It's a handful of em too.

🤔😡
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Time to get a handicap placard…you not an asshole unless you’re taking the last handicap spot
 
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