If you had to survive 30 minutes with one of these animals for $100 million, which are you picking?

[Infamous114]

Never heard of a lion doing this

 

[mike030270]

Lol pretty sure it was supposed to be one of those all choices and you're dead situations

 

[Blue_London]

30 minutes is a long time to be in this situation. I think I’m going to go for the hippo though.

You picked the most dangerous animal possible

 

[Blue_London]

I recently went on a safari.

Lions are lazy! They sleep 20hr a day eat once a week. If it's a hot day their only concern is finding shade.



Walked right up to it and sat down because it offered shade

 

[loud-ninja]

Lol unathletic niggas think they can just climb a tree easily all Willy nilly lmao

What if that shit has no branches the first 20 feet up?

 

[Infamous114]

Good luck trying to outrun this. And then they'll eat you from the asshole first

 

[loud-ninja]

Good luck trying to outrun this. And then they'll eat you from the asshole first

I was not expecting that ending and is laughed way too hard at it. That deer aint work on it's calf muscle and that is why it couldnt make that hurdle jump.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

i just need a laser pointer for the lion

 

[Duwop]

Tigers will fuck you up. People in that part of the world have to wear masks at the back of their heads because tigers have a habit of attacking prey from behind

So they're least likely to attack head on.


If I can survive a30 minute staring contest where it doesn't attack. I win

You can't survive an attack from any of them. So I'm just guessing which one is the least likely to attack unprovoked

My money is on the tiger

 

[Infamous114]

Lol I mean tigers are one of the few animals in the world that actively hunt humans but be my guest

 

[Duwop]

Lol I mean tigers are one of the few animals in the world that actively hunt humans but be my guest

If they've been provoked or attacked by humans in the past... But wild tigers normally avoid contact with humans

 

[Englishdude]

Imagine having a staring contest with an apex predator, good way to set off its attack mode.

I’d go lion.

 

[Infamous114]

 

[Golan]

i just need a laser pointer for the lion

Let it go, man.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

I feel bad for those who watched This in theaters lol

 

[Inori]

I feel bad for those who watched This in theaters lol

dont. They knew wtf they were getting into lol

 

[Infamous114]

I watched it in theaters lol. I've seen worse

 

[mike030270]

The trailer lost me. When the lion jumped on him and he survives with no weapons? Nope lol

 

[Ville'sFinest]

The hippo would be the easiest to try to finesse around by far. Gonna make quick friends with buddy lol. Animals fux with me anyway

 

[Duwop]

The hippo would be the easiest to try to finesse around by far. Gonna make quick friends with buddy lol. Animals fux with me anyway

This nigga dying in like 2 mins