If you had to survive 30 minutes with one of these animals for $100 million, which are you picking?

[Infamous114]

lol so tree climbing, watermelons, sniper rifles, lazer pointers and ultra instinct zig zag technique

*takes hippo survival notes*

If only the 500 people who get killed by hippos yearly thought of these things lol

 

[TheMadLionsFan]

How long can they keep that speed up, though? They can't zig the way a human can zag. And considering 100m is on the line, that adrenaline will be pumping, I'm going ultra instinct.

only on ABW can dudes think they can survive the mammal that bodies more humans than any other mammal on a continent

by zig zagging

I hate you niggas

 

[Dwayne]

Huh? Tigers are probably the most likely on that list to actually hunt a human for food. Lions will too, but people go on safaris around them all the time without being bothered. Ain't nobody in southeast Asia touring through tiger territory. lol

Tigers are the only wild cat that hold grudges They wild

 

[Dwayne]

only on ABW can dudes think they can survive the mammal that bodies more humans than any other mammal on a continent

by zig zagging

I hate you niggas

In short burst that faster than horses. Only thing in Africa that can handle them are elephants

 

[Suckio Andretti]

so you all you need is a need a sniper rifle and all @Sony Montana needs is a lazer pointer.

If yall dont get the fuck on lmao

I bet I have that lion chasing that red dot though lol

have that mufucka like

 

[Inori]

I bet I have that lion chasing that red dot though lol

have that mufucka like

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unless....

 

[Duwop]

Tigers are the only wild cat that hold grudges They wild

Right, and I ain't do nuffin to that nigga...

. I'm sitting in one corner like this....






Tiger in the other like this....








Everybody go home happy

 

[BRIAN B.]

The hippo would be the easiest to try to finesse around by far. Gonna make quick friends with buddy lol. Animals fux with me anyway

done played hungry hungry hippos 1 too many times

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Tigers are the only wild cat that hold grudges They wild

Cats in general are monsters. We should just be glad we figured out how to make weapons. lol

 

[Infamous114]

Cats in general are monsters. We should just be glad we figured out how to make weapons. lol

Lol this is true. Domestic cats have wiped out some bird species over time

 

[O.G.]

only on ABW can dudes think they can survive the mammal that bodies more humans than any other mammal on a continent

by zig zagging

I hate you niggas

Zig zagging for 30 minutes too. These niggas rip up hamstrings going to get the mail out of the mailbox. foh

 

[loud-ninja]

Anyone who posted in the "washed" thread better not be in this thread talking bout what they gonna do. Some of you dudes probably dislocate your shoulder cause you got out of bed too fast.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Lol this is true. Domestic cats have wiped out some bird species over time

Yep, and those are cats that are well fed and have no reason to even kill.

 

[Loquacious]

 

[KingBlafy]

Well what’s troubling you son
That blonde ate all your food and slept in your beds too

 

[Black_Samson]

The real hunger games

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

$25?

That ain’t enough.

 

[Loquacious]