BRIAN B.
Shittypoobutt
Jesus also said he’s a door. Guess he’s an actual door.
wasn't that said as a metaphor?
so, you sayin Jonah story is a metaphor?
cuz it wasn't written or said as a metaphor but a true tale
Jesus also said he’s a door. Guess he’s an actual door.
But would historical records include miracles or rumors of miracles? As in like Roman census type shit?
If a person believes in a religion does that mean they need to also disregard facts for that religion? Is it not possible to follow a way but not believe that the Earth was created in a week?
If a person then says the teaching of Jesus or whatever faith brought them peace. Are they less devout for looking at the stories as allegory?
so you a fundamentalist huh?
you think humans lived to be 500-600yrs old & shit?
Honestly I've never put too much stock into humans living to be that old so I can't speak on that or what it means to be a fundamentalist.
I know the Bible speaks on why our lives started to become shorter and shorter though.
I always felt like the book of Job was a bad version of the movie Trading Places. These two old out of touch ass cacs decided to ruin this man's life for no apparent reason just because they knew they could. They purposefully introduced all kinds of unnecessarily and uncalled for bullshitnd into his life to try to make him as miserable as possible. And when it was all said and done this man's life was ruined over a silly $1 that these cacs had made between themselves. God and satan played Job the same way. I expect shit like that from cacs but not from the most high. That's just fucked up if that's how it went down.Man, I recently read the whole bible again last month...And on a certain level, the Job story pissed me off so bad...Cause why?...Satan rolls through and tries you so you fuck this nigga whole life up?...He fixed it later, but only cause Job stayed true, which is commendable as fuck cause the average person woulda folded...So I guess, don't fold under pressure...But why introduce the pressure in the first place?
I always felt like the book of Job was a bad version of the movie Trading Places. These two old out of touch ass cacs decided to ruin this man's life for no apparent reason just because they knew they could. They purposefully introduced all kinds of unnecessarily and uncalled for bullshitnd into his life to try to make him as miserable as possible. And when it was all said and done this man's life was ruined over a silly $1 that these cacs had made between themselves. God and satan played Job the same way. I expect shit like that from cacs but not from the most high. That's just fucked up if that's how it went down.
wasn't that said as a metaphor?
so, you sayin Jonah story is a metaphor?
cuz it wasn't written or said as a metaphor but a true tale
I think it is a metaphor. It’s also used to allude to Jesus’ death and resurrection.
Chapter 2 of Jonah, he’s in hell. He’s away from God’s presence. So is he in the fish or hell? Or did he die? It doesn’t state he did. Everyone’s interpretation is the fish “saved” him. How so? He’s clearly in hell in Ch. 2 and he’s away from God’s presence.
see, you're pickin & choosin
both Jonah & Jesus' stories are written as true tales by the word of God
but you're sayin 1 of the stories is fiction
you callin God a liar?
Is Jonah in the belly of the fish or hell?
lol bruh
that's irrelevant, don't try to dance around this
you either believe Jonah's story is the true word of God or a work of fiction
you say it's fiction
so, did God lie?
God isn’t telling the story, and no one is lying. It’s not difficult to read and see what’s up. You keep saying I pick & choose and I’m not. I’m reading and making complete sense of it within it’s context.
look
I'm jus goin by the information I'm presented w/
you say jesus' story is true, correct?
you also say Jonah's is fiction, correct?
but both were written as true stories that actually happened
so how can you choose to say they both aren't true stories that actually happened?
the creation story is also written as 6 days... which I don’t ascribe to. I’ve explained why. The Jonah story is considered satire, I guess only up until the point of the big fish? then afterwards he’s in hell... it’s a story, it’s not literal as far as I can see. The Jesus story is much different. The Jonah story is symbolic of what was to come (Jesus) and He came and did what was supposed to be done. Even the 40 days was symbolic to Jesus.
yeesh..