I’m __ and I can’t ____

[DOPE33]

I'm 31 and I can't sleep with the closet door open

I cant do this either.. Not tryna get visited by demons lol.. I need all the doors closed

 

[GNS]

I'm 31 and I can't sleep with the closet door open

I cant do this either.. Not tryna get visited by demons lol.. I need all the doors closed

Horror movies really fucked niggaz up as kids myself included

 

[mryounggun]

Horror movies really fucked niggaz up as kids myself included

This shit basically caused a civil war on twitter a couple weeks ago. Well not the closet door. The bedroom door. Half the people can't sleep with the shit open and half can't sleep with the shit closed.

 

[DOPE33]

A demon was on me every couple months for like two years no bullshit.. It finally left last year though and I aint seen it since

 

[904LetsGo]

Im 39 and i can't understand why wealthy people marry new people without a prenup

#SheWasntWitUShootinInTheGym

 

[King Freeman]

I'm 31 and I can't sleep with the closet door open

I cant sleep with any door around me open or unlocked if theres a lock on it.

 

[BlackRain]

I'm 34 and I can't roll a blunt without a flat surface

 

[Busta Carmichael]

I'm 34 and I can't roll a blunt without a flat surface

I was about to say this

I can't roll for shit

 

[King Freeman]

Horror movies really fucked niggaz up as kids myself included

Nah it was ghosts around in the house I grew up in as a kid. Got stories for days. Mad weird shit happened till we moved outta there.

Now I'm just paranoid tho lol.

 

[mryounggun]

I'm 34 and I can't roll a blunt without a flat surface

Fixed. For me, rather.

 

[Word....Life]

I’m 43 and I

 

[Word....Life]

I’m 43 and I can’t eat eggs or nuts

 

[mryounggun]

I’m 43 and I can’t eat eggs or nuts

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Why not? Allergies or you just aint fuck with 'em?

 

[OhMars]

I’m 43 and I can’t eat eggs or nuts

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Old man gut
He's going to be in for a long day if he don't take his metamucil

 

[Rubato]

Fixed. For me, rather.

I can roll a blunt ok but not a joint. And my attempt to use a joint roller was pitiful.

 

[mryounggun]

I can roll a blunt ok but not a joint. And my attempt to use a joint roller was pitiful.

Treat yourself, family.

 

[Rubato]

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Treat yourself, family.

Ah technology

 

[BlackRain]

I was about to say this

I can't roll for shit

I can roll I just need something to roll on. I've rolled up in moving cars on the owners manual lol

 

[unspoken_respect]

I'm 31 and I can't sleep with the closet door open

Lol I started watching scary videos and listened to creepy pasta from YouTube at night a few years back. Now nothing bothers.

I actually watch/ listen to scary videos to sleep now. With doors open.

 

[Word....Life]

Why not? Allergies or you just aint fuck with 'em?

Allergies...deadly allergies

Had a doctor tell me once to bring an egg to tha office and eat it in front of him to test if I was still allergic...never went back to him again cuz I assumed he got his PHD on line....