I once hit a bird with my wife's car.... It was crazy
Cuz you know birds always fly away at the last possible second...... Even when you push the gas.... It's like how dope fiends never fall....
Well one fateful morning, me and the wife had to switch cars.... And I'm on the way to work, and decide to hit the alleys cuz her car was smaller and I could just zoom thru....
Well at the top of the hill I see some birds going to work on some food in the alley... So I just revves it.... Nobody moved...I got closer.... Closer... Closer.... Hit the gas again
POOOFFF!!!;.
feathers everywhere!!
Shit was like a watern balloon of feathers....I had to go to a car wash to get them all out....