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Grimiest Thing Someone Did To F-ck With You?

Rubato

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This thread is basically the inverse of the scumbag thread. Let’s talk about when someone did some grimy shit so they could get w/ you (to smash, date, whatever).

Inspired by my current situation where my coworker been on all on me lately (flirting, messaging me everyday, sending me snaps) even though her husband work w us too. I been letting it slide but I’m not gonna let her cross the line too far cause I’m not tryna fuck my money up. Plus I’m cool w her husband, don’t know him all that well but we on good terms from what I can tell.

Speak on it
 
Chick I fucked w/ in Dallas fucked me while her bd was there

I had already been fuckin but we was on some room mates shit.....I go outta town one night (coming back here) and get back the next night and she got dude up in the apartment....all good cuz again, we aint together

I hit my room and go to sleep.....get up in the morning and me and dude end up choppin it up outside, smokin and shit

all of sudden she comes outside and says my phone is ringing.....im thinking damn you coulda brought it but whatever....walked in and she closes the door behind me, literally grabs my hand pulls me in the bedroom and jumped out them pajama pants in one swoop lmao

im pointing to the door like damn whats up wit ol...

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she hit me with the
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and got busy

idk if dude knew or what but he didnt come inside.....was still there the rest of the day tho
 
Chick I fucked w/ in Dallas fucked me while her bd was there

I had already been fuckin but we was on some room mates shit.....I go outta town one night (coming back here) and get back the next night and she got dude up in the apartment....all good cuz again, we aint together

I hit my room and go to sleep.....get up in the morning and me and dude end up choppin it up outside, smokin and shit

all of sudden she comes outside and says my phone is ringing.....im thinking damn you coulda brought it but whatever....walked in and she closes the door behind me, literally grabs my hand pulls me in the bedroom and jumped out them pajama pants in one swoop lmao

im pointing to the door like damn whats up wit ol...

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she hit me with the
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and got busy

idk if dude knew or what but he didnt come inside.....was still there the rest of the day tho

Lmaoo damn
 
My FR yr in college my side piece decided to get herself a boyfriend and told me we couldn’t mess around no more. Problem is they were on some long distance shit and she only stayed 2 floors up from me in the dorm.

So we didn’t link up for a couple weeks and then one weekend he came to visit her. She must have felt different about dude after spending time w him in person cause when he left on Sunday she immediately texted me “come up I wanna see you.”

And not a half hour after her dude had hit the highway I was up in her room giving her back shots.

They even stayed together for a few months after that but I was smashing the whole time.
 
this chick used to do late night escapes from her nigga to come fuck with me.....

it was crazy....i used to hit her up like 130-230am and she'd say some shit like "park in the alley and turn your lights off"

i'd be sitting in the aley and like 3 mins later i'd hear a banging a my back door,...i'd open that shit and she'd slither in the car like "drive! drive! don't turn ur lights on till u hit the street!"


shit used to be comical, one time she was waiting at a bus stop..,....another time she was sitting on a neighbors porch...lol, she ain't never want her nigga seeing her get in another car, but she was getting up outta that house...
 
When I was about 20, married coworker used me to get revenge on her husband.

Both our teams had VTOd early one day, she asks to take my broke ass to lunch. She had a Mountaineer tinted out, amd pulls up to this park. I'm like "Wait the Churches is that way, we must have made a wrong turn." She was like we'll get to that. Bruh shorty unzipped me, and went to work. She rides me as if I'm Seabiscuit in the home stretch. As I'm about to nut, she snatched off the rubber,put it in her mouth, swallowed every drop.....I was hooked. That was the 1st of many sexcapades.

One night, we were working on a pilot system late together. Call center was huge, so she's like let's hit one.of the conference rooms. We fuk, but she so nasty, I get bak ready, but I'm out of rubbers. She hopped on me, rode me, I'm telling her I'm about to nut, she keeps riding. Now I'm in LUST with this Damn succubus at this point. Nigga like to hell with these young broads, I want HER. The next shift we had together, her whole vibe change. So I ask her what's up. She tells me she went straight home To her husband, and made love to him and I have done my purpose, with the most evil smirk on her face. tenor (37).gif

Bruh.. Don't judge me.
 
Ion think anyone ever really did grimey shit to me to fuck wit me. I mean I had people do grimey shit, but it’s just cause they are grimey. Ion think anyone has done shit just to fuck wit me.
 
Me and this chick were basically just fuck buddies for a while. She had an argument with her man and dude stormed out of the crib so she paged me and when I called back she tells me to fall through to fuck but her son was home. I'm like get somebody to watch the kid and I'll be through. She called her man's mother to see if she would watch him "while she went out to run some errands" and granny told her she would do it. We get there, she takes the boy in and is in there for about 10 minutes with me sittin out front. She comes out and gets in and is like "let's fuck". I'm like "aiight bet, I know of a motel ne..." and she cut me off like "Right here. Fuck me right here." I said "in front of dude's momma's house? you tryin to get me shot? What if this nigga comes through here looking for some comforting from moms?" and she reached over and started unzipping my shorts. She's giving me head so of course I can't say no to fuckin at this point so she leaned the seat back and we gettin busy. 15-20 minutes later I bust and we gettin out clothes straight and all that when she hops out the car and goes in to get the kid. She comes back out and we roll off. I turn the car around and head back the way we came. I'm at the end of the block bout to go through the intersection when a car pulls up to the corner with it's blinker on to turn towards us. She looks up and is like "FUCK!!!" and ducks down. I pull through and the car turns. She's like "That was my man, hurry up and get me home!!!" So now I gotta get her back to the crib doin 50 down side streets and shit so she don't get caught. She asks to hold an eighth of trees and she'll get me back the next time she sees me and I told her to go ahead and get it. Got her to the crib and kicked her and this lil crumb snatcher outta my car and bailed the fuck outta there.

About a week later she calls me and told me he showed up less than 5 minutes after I left. She told him she had one of her peoples pick her up to go run to get some weed but didn't feel right taking the baby in there so she dropped him off at his moms crib. She told his moms that they had just got in an argument and needed to get something to clear her head and would be right back.

So I became her weed man after all of this. She would hit me up for weed when he was there and sex when he wasn't. I ended up meeting the nigga when she legit wanted a half ounce off of me one time and he drove her to the arcade I was at to pick it up.
 
When I was about 20, married coworker used me to get revenge on her husband.

Both our teams had VTOd early one day, she asks to take my broke ass to lunch. She had a Mountaineer tinted out, amd pulls up to this park. I'm like "Wait the Churches is that way, we must have made a wrong turn." She was like we'll get to that. Bruh shorty unzipped me, and went to work. She rides me as if I'm Seabiscuit in the home stretch. As I'm about to nut, she snatched off the rubber,put it in her mouth, swallowed every drop.....I was hooked. That was the 1st of many sexcapades.

One night, we were working on a pilot system late together. Call center was huge, so she's like let's hit one.of the conference rooms. We fuk, but she so nasty, I get bak ready, but I'm out of rubbers. She hopped on me, rode me, I'm telling her I'm about to nut, she keeps riding. Now I'm in LUST with this Damn succubus at this point. Nigga like to hell with these young broads, I want HER. The next shift we had together, her whole vibe change. So I ask her what's up. She tells me she went straight home To her husband, and made love to him and I have done my purpose, with the most evil smirk on her face. View attachment 35912

Bruh.. Don't judge me.

She was willing to let you potentially get her pregnant? That’s some shit right there
 
She was willing to let you potentially get her pregnant? That’s some shit right there

From what I was able to get out of her, he was cheating on her for a while.
Bruh I was hooked on her ass. Never had I ever had a soul suker like that at the time. I still think to this day, I may have a 9yr old out there that's calling her husband Dad. Her number changed, can't find her on social media or anything.
 
Baby mommas bff stayed with us for a little bit. I knew the shit wasnt a good idea from jump cuz bestie was a nice piece. But fuck it bm had already told her she could move in, I found out after the fact.

They fall out bestie moves. Not long after, I get a call at work one day. Its her. Im like how the fuck you get my desk number amd why you callin? She confessed to getting it off my bm phone. We chop it up, and then started talking on the regular. I called her one day after bm pissed me off and I just legit wanted to vent. We hadnt crossed any line at all just was cool. I stop by her crib, we go grab some kfc and sit and talk.

Next thing I know, she leans over tell me to lean back and pulls my shit out and gets to work. Im not believing this is happening but cot damn she was a beast wit it!

Dropped her off and we fucked around for a few months. Then I got busted....
 
Can't recall any real grimey shit cause I ain't love these hoes before I got married. Ain't nothing they could do that would really get me heated cause fuck 'em.

This one chick though was my cousin's friend, like sister level cousin cause we grew up together.

Well, chick was bad and we was on each other all night, getting drunk and high. We bounce from the club and hit her people's spot. She asked to go back to my spot and leave my homeboy and my cousin behind.

We slide through my spot and she pulling out chocolate syrup and all kinds of shit while she slobbing me down. We fuck and all that.

I'm thinking I'm the shit cause I got this chick like this first night meeting her. Come to find out, while she and my cousin were in the car leaving the club, she was taunting my cousin like, "I'M GON FUCK YO COOOUUUSIN, I'M GON FUCK YO COOOUUUSIN! LOL!"

Thought I was the user but was actually the used, smh.
 
These stories remind me of the epic scumbag tales that were told in the old IC. Memories.
 
Chick I dated few months ago is another chick I smashed best friend. Shorty slid into my DM on Facebook to say hello. I didn't think nothing of it because she knew me and ol girl had a thing. We chat it up blah blah blah nothing major hey bye type shit.

Next thing I know she's in Charlotte and ask me to come out to Sports One bar to chill with her and her people. I come out (I still think nothing of it) we all kick it laugh and I say I'm about to leave. She walk me out and say it was cool you came out and met us have a goodnight, I tell her text me let me know y'all got home safe I dip get home and start to set something up with her best friend for that Sunday. The best friend was like let's get up Sunday @7 I'm like cool.

That Sunday shorty call me and said I'm in the city again can I come over and wait on my cousin to get home. I'm like cool thru. She come over we're talking (she was looking gooderdanamuthafucka btw) next thing I know she tells me her cousin not coming and she really just wanted to hang with me. I'm like uhhhhh what about ol girl. She said what about her, she has a man.


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She had a point. Long story short I beat the breaks off her and her friend was blowing up my phone. She text me saying some shit but I was deep in her friend.


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