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I used to steal..a lot. This old lady that used to let me borrow her car cause she had a crush on me. Had the tape for the soundtrack from players club. It had the song we be clubbin and I stole that shit. It was the only tape in her car. Stole that shit like she ain’t gonna know I stole that shit. Then got mad when she would let me hold her car anymore.
 
Allowing other ex...GRHS...family use me for running errands for them...when her lazy azzz older brother was right in the house.
 
When I was a younger lad, out in those neighborhood Avenues. I used to have a propensity for saving women. As in a Captain Save-a-damsel in distress....but the one that would ultimately end up in distress was me (kanye shrug).
 
ZMaKEa said:
All the women I smashed that I didn't even like or respect and that's like 95 percent of my body count. Couldn't stand them.

Having a fiance when I didn't wanna be married. The dumbest shit in the world.

Smashing married women because I knew they were unavailable so it would be easy to dump them.

Being a pimp for 3 years in the 80s, dealing with the most bottom of the barrel human beings you can imagine.

Spending thousands of dollars to keep up with athletes and entertainers when I finally got real money.

Spending thousands of hours in night clubs and shit when I had a business to run.

Spending majority of my youth either in some pussy or being high out of my mind.

Becoming a pornstar for 2 years.

Fucking pornstars after getting out the porn game because I was high out my mind and regular women couldn't do it for me. That was thousands of dollars.

It's a lot of shit I did that was embarrassing, I could go on forever.
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Sir...u need to contact an agent and turn your life into a movie.
 
Me and my boys rocking Cashmoney and Ruff Ryder fake chains in 6th grade from the mall and trying to bag chicks with the whole crew rocking them joints. One girl I tried to bag told me she would date me but with a straight face said "but if we got together and we cuddle next to a fireplace your chain might melt off and I dont want to get burned so ill have to pass"......threw that shit away right after.
 
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ZMaKEa said:
All the women I smashed that I didn't even like or respect and that's like 95 percent of my body count. Couldn't stand them.

Having a fiance when I didn't wanna be married. The dumbest shit in the world.

Smashing married women because I knew they were unavailable so it would be easy to dump them.

Being a pimp for 3 years in the 80s, dealing with the most bottom of the barrel human beings you can imagine.

Spending thousands of dollars to keep up with athletes and entertainers when I finally got real money.

Spending thousands of hours in night clubs and shit when I had a business to run.

Spending majority of my youth either in some pussy or being high out of my mind.

Becoming a pornstar for 2 years.

Fucking pornstars after getting out the porn game because I was high out my mind and regular women couldn't do it for me. That was thousands of dollars.

It's a lot of shit I did that was embarrassing, I could go on forever.
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Allll right now….
 
OGDirtyDee said:
Me and my boys rocking Cashmoney and Ruff Ryder fake chains in 6th grade from the mall and trying to bag chicks with the whole crew rocking them joints. One girl I tried to bag told me she would date me but with a straight face said "but if we got together and we cuddle next to a fireplace my chain my melt off and I dont want to get burned so ill have to pass"......threw that shit away right after.
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I've mentioned this before, but...


...I used to have a No Limit chain. SMH. And I used to rock that bitch PROUDLY. SMH. Got that bitch straight out the mall. From one of them bullshit jewelry kiosks. A nigga was like 14-15. A couple years ago, I thought about the shit for some reason and called my sister like 'Yo why the fuck y'all let me wear that No Limit chain, my nigga?!'.

She said ' We tried to talk you out of it but you was COMMITTED!'.

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My aunt's car broke down, and needed a ride home. Where she broke down at was 30min away. Plus...it would be an additional 45mins taking her back home (she lived in the country).

That night me and my ex had already planned to go out. All my azzz was thinking about was gettin some pussy. So when my aunt called...I was pissed! Cuz was an inconvenience. Now I could've picked up my ex, then go pick up my aunt and we take her home. I knew my ex wouldn't mind (my aunt loved her).

INSTEAD...my stupid azzz told my AUNT...if she could find someone to meet us have halfway to take her home. So MY STUPID AZZZ...picked up my aunt...then dropped her off at the gas station where her friend picked her up. Then THEY took her home. And i went on about my night wit my ex. Smh.

So like the next day...my dad was in the kitchen as I was about to head out. Yeeeaahhh...he wasn't happy wit me. Told me that I should never leave family hanging like that ever again. Can't front...I felt bad as hell. Not my best moment.

After that...anytime a family member has ever gotten in that type of situation...I'd tried to help out. Only time I couldn't is if I was at work, or preoccupied where I couldn't leave. BIG learning lesson.
 
Man I used to get so angry about shit and was so set in my ways about stuff I thought was right, idk how I turned into this mellow ass person after 30.

I fought and stole on mfers for the smallest hints of what I thought was disrespectful.

And my opinions on women and relationships? Disgusting.

Idk when I went through the 180 change, but I think it started with the first job I got that paid over 50k.

Being broke was stressful.

I still get mad at little shit, but it never leaves my body or impaires my judgement. I also dont stay mad anymore.
 
ZMaKEa said:
All the women I smashed that I didn't even like or respect and that's like 95 percent of my body count. Couldn't stand them.

Having a fiance when I didn't wanna be married. The dumbest shit in the world.

Smashing married women because I knew they were unavailable so it would be easy to dump them.

Being a pimp for 3 years in the 80s, dealing with the most bottom of the barrel human beings you can imagine.

Spending thousands of dollars to keep up with athletes and entertainers when I finally got real money.

Spending thousands of hours in night clubs and shit when I had a business to run.

Spending majority of my youth either in some pussy or being high out of my mind.

Becoming a pornstar for 2 years.

Fucking pornstars after getting out the porn game because I was high out my mind and regular women couldn't do it for me. That was thousands of dollars.

It's a lot of shit I did that was embarrassing, I could go on forever.
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Oh the phases I've been through...

Emo/goth kid in highschool wearing the extra wide leg jeans, all black all the time, chains everywhere for no reason... My favorite t shirt said 'Shut up brain before I stab you with a qtip!' in blood red letters.

Went from that to fitted caps, Scarface t shirts, hoodies and timbs... Had the Scarface leather jacket and an afro pic with no afro🤦🏿‍♀️

I was in my mid 20s by the time I realized men aren't attracted to women that look like men and big hoodies don't hide titties... Still finding my balance but I'm buying more dresses the older I get...lol progress.
 
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