HBO Godzilla vs Kong

[IP360]

lol @ all yall theories involving Kong getting beat up and/or collared at some point.

I got a theory. The humans for whatever reason chase Godzilla until he ends up on Kongs island and then he gets knocked the fuck out and tossed back into the ocean

One thing we do know for certain...Zilla gonna call timeout in the middle of the battle to catch his breath. This nigga @Cain talmbout both him and Kong gonna team up to battle the main villain?? Riiiight.

More like Kong gonna be doing all the work, while that ligga Zilla off in a corner takin hits from his O2 mask. All cuz his cardio is Larry Holmes status! Lol!

"HEY HOLD ON DAWG! I'LL BE...*breathes in oxygen*...THERE IN A...*breathes some more oxygen*...MINUTE! I knew should've kept my Planet Fitness membership. A ligga like bout to pass da fucc OUT!"

 

[Chi-Town B]

One thing we do know for certain...Zilla gonna call timeout in the middle of the battle to catch his breath. This nigga @Cain talmbout both him and Kong gonna team up to battle the main villain?? Riiiight.

More like Kong gonna be doing all the work, while that ligga Zilla off in a corner takin hits from his O2 mask. All cuz his cardio is Larry Holmes status! Lol!

"HEY HOLD ON DAWG! I'LL BE...*breathes in oxygen*...THERE IN A...*breathes some more oxygen*...MINUTE! I knew should've kept my Planet Fitness membership. A ligga like bout to pass da fucc OUT!"

You dudes are so disrespectful and it's real disappointing

 

[IP360]

You dudes are so disrespectful and it's real disappointing

Bruh...how many times we've done seen Zilla needing a break to "charge up"? This fool ALWAYS need someone or something to help him catch his breath.

The only monster that comes to battle wit a bag full of Gatorade, cuz he gotta keep his electrolytes up. Foh!

 

[Rainbowdildobuttmonkey]

Let's use logic, zilla is a walking nuclear weapon, and Kong, can throw rocks. Zilla got this, easy.

 

[Chi-Town B]

Got dudes in here saying Kong bringing weapons to the fight which means he ain't got no hands. Kong know he's getting knocked out on sight

 

[Inori]

godzilla every movie halfway through the fight

 

[Dwayne]

Again....

 

[Rainbowdildobuttmonkey]

Got dudes in here saying Kong bringing weapons to the fight which means he ain't got no hands. Kong know he's getting knocked out on sight

Bruh, Kong took a L to some airplanes, airplanes. He only got hands for Becky's. Zilla got it.

 

[Dwayne]

Another shoot of total defeat for KK

 

[Chi-Town B]

godzilla every movie halfway through the fight

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Against other monsters while Kong get put down by humans.

 

[Dwayne]

Zilla would never

 

[Rainbowdildobuttmonkey]

Kong about to take another L to rugrats reptar, lol.

 

[Ironman]

Yea I just wanna see how he get ahold of the bit.


Shit better be funny.

That "axe" is actually a spine of Godzillas

 

[Dwayne]

That "axe" is actually a spine of Godzillas

Do better. This one was lame

 

[Ironman]

They should have a stoner super hero movie where actors who played multiple heroes retain the powers from all their roles

Hugo weaving and Ian mckellen would be God status

Chris Evans Lucas Lee is handing out a whole lotta fades.

 

[Ironman]

Do better. This one was lame

I wasn't joking that's actually why you see Godzillas beam being drawn to it instead of hitting Kong. Now the real plot twist is Kong aiming for Godzilla or something else?

 

[Ironman]

One thing we do know for certain...Zilla gonna call timeout in the middle of the battle to catch his breath. This nigga @Cain talmbout both him and Kong gonna team up to battle the main villain?? Riiiight.

More like Kong gonna be doing all the work, while that ligga Zilla off in a corner takin hits from his O2 mask. All cuz his cardio is Larry Holmes status! Lol!

"HEY HOLD ON DAWG! I'LL BE...*breathes in oxygen*...THERE IN A...*breathes some more oxygen*...MINUTE! I knew should've kept my Planet Fitness membership. A ligga like bout to pass da fucc OUT!"

I like how yall acting like these aren't 2 protagonists for their respective franchises both with sequels incoming.

 

[SeaSnake]

Kong was also an inexperienced adolescent.

Like yall clowning a 13 year old for getting talked out his money at a state fair shooting gallery.

Godzilla had to get help from a nuke and mothra.

Kong gets by on pure rage and ingenuity whereas Godzilla gets by on help fwom his fwiends!

Aint like we gon get a definitive answer anyway... Some Mecha-motherfucker gon show up and shut shit down.

Lmao that help from friends

 

[Dwayne]

I like how yall acting like these aren't 2 protagonists for their respective franchises both with sequels incoming.View attachment 447109

Zilla ain’t a good guy.

He just that old man that hate when folks making all that damn noise in his house

 

[Chi-Town B]

I like how yall acting like these aren't 2 protagonists for their respective franchises both with sequels incoming.View attachment 447109

Well God gonna lump up kong before kong decide to go the if you can't beat them join them and help take down the big bad