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Speed partner + Waze app = Goat

I salute all of the Waze drivers/riders that report those speed traps cause a nigga like me don't have the time or patience to do so.
 
Yeah, but if the cop catches you slipping and the other dude keeps riding, the first thing you wanna say is "How come you let that nigga go?"
Absolutely!

It's a symbiotic relationship. Speeding together means lower probability I'm the one that gets pulled. Each additional speeder reduces the probability exponentially.
 
Absolutely!

It's a symbiotic relationship. Speeding together means lower probability I'm the one that gets pulled. Each additional speeder reduces the probability exponentially.

My favorite is to tail behind the state trooper that’s speeding
 
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Lmao every time I'm in the states I have to explain to someone.

Last trip to New York women stopped and asked me if I know her son he lives in Chester I had to explain to her Chester isn't in London.
 
Lmao every time I'm in the states I have to explain to someone.

Last trip to New York women stopped and asked me if I know her son he lives in Chester I had to explain to her Chester isn't in London.

lol @ that. That question would be stupid even if Chester was in London. Like you're supposed to know everyone in Chester.

It's like when I meet a black person and tell them what college I went to.

Me: Yeah, I graduated from FAMU in 2003.
Other: Oh really. My nephew Charles went there in 1985. Do you know him?
Me:

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