do you 💩 at work?

Ive literally shitted myself driving home to avoid taking a shit at work.

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I watch what I eat for lunch purposely to avoid it but still happens from time to time. I remember when I started in my trade.. poop time happening I dip back to the hotel but you can’t always do that for all job locations or companies so I just learned to deal with all the terribleness of a porta John, so days be long 12+ hours no way you holding that especially w/ a physical job… diarrhea comes knocking you got 30 seconds to make a move 😩
 
I remember I shit one time, I used to work for a stadium….if you sold candy and peanuts you’d make maybe 20 extra dollars but if you sold beer???? Extra 400 easy. So I was working that day and whatever you wanted to eat you just had to ask them. I was feeling myself, I had like three Hebrew national hot dogs, mad sauerkraut. I’m talking about to the point I was eating that bitch on the side cuz of how good it smelled. Then I had two personal pizzas and like two hours after that I asked the black girl next to me to watch my beer kart, nigga I shitted so bad I was screaming. I don’t think I ever ate sauerkraut again

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Niggas in here talkin bout they do it multiple times in one day at work need to take care of yall rotten ass guts and bowels
It's called being regular.

Y'all niggas be going 2-3 days without shitting...

Holding shit in all day fucking your system up.... All backed up full of shit... Exploding in your cars n what not

But I'm the bad guy for keeping my system regular
 
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