do you šŸ’© at work?

Yep unfortunately.. use to be strongly against it but man once them bubble guts hit… mad dash to the porta john… yep you have never experienced pain until you had to take a poop in one… and better not be in the blaze of summer or that makes it 1000% worse. I feel spoiled now that I most work in a shop and rarely back in the field, has ā€œexclusive bathroomsā€ I let the others use the ones toward the back I will happily walk up front where the offices are and used that exclusive shit when I gotta shit.
 
I remember I shit one time, I used to work for a stadium….if you sold candy and peanuts you’d make maybe 20 extra dollars but if you sold beer???? Extra 400 easy. So I was working that day and whatever you wanted to eat you just had to ask them. I was feeling myself, I had like three Hebrew national hot dogs, mad sauerkraut. I’m talking about to the point I was eating that bitch on the side cuz of how good it smelled. Then I had two personal pizzas and like two hours after that I asked the black girl next to me to watch my beer kart, nigga I shitted so bad I was screaming. I don’t think I ever ate sauerkraut again
 
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