What would the movie be about?
What 5 members would you cast?
What 5 members would you cast?
Create a movie casting ABW members...
- Thread starter Loquacious
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Dont drank out my drank, foo
70's style blaxploitation film called "Love me not, Muthafucka", Starring @Chicity as Percival Jackson, the scorned illegitimate son of @DOS_patos as Alphonse "Funny Jack" Jackson, owner of the most successful comedy club chain in St Louis "Funny Jacks Kickback". While being hidden and ignored for years, Percival was befriended by @Plap Sun as "Unc" the neighborhood prophet and reigning roast champion since '63, and the two began to train for a battle of the ages. Unc knew that if Percival could successfully roast everybody out of every one of the clubs, they could shut old Phony Jack down for good. A rouge bartender named Evie( @Scandalust313 ) helps them get Percival some stage time under a fake name and now its all on him. Detective Chauncy Holmes ( @AP2.0 ) has been running a separate skimming investigation on Evie for months but wont make the bust because he's in love with her. Can Percival make enough smoke to run Jack out of town? Will Detective Holmes move in before Evie cash's out? Is Unc ever gonna get that gout looked at? Find out in the gritty, fast paced comedy from ABW Studios.
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This set the bar high af.70's style blaxploitation film called "Love me not, Muthafucka", Starring @Chicity as Percival Jackson, the scorned illegitimate son of @DOS_patos as Alphonse "Funny Jack" Jackson, owner of the most successful comedy club chain in St Louis "Funny Jacks Kickback". While being hidden and ignored for years, Percival was befriended by @Plap Sun as "Unc" the neighborhood prophet and reigning roast champion since '63, and the two began to train for a battle of the ages. Unc knew that if Percival could successfully roast everybody out of every one of the clubs, they could shut old Phony Jack down for good. A rouge bartender named Evie( @Scandalust313 ) helps them get Percival some stage time under a fake name and now its all on him. Detective Chauncy Holmes ( @AP2.0 ) has been running a separate skimming investigation on Evie for months but wont make the bust because he's in love with her. Can Percival make enough smoke to run Jack out of town? Will Detective Holmes move in before Evie cash's out? Is Unc ever gonna get that gout looked at? Find out in the gritty, fast paced comedy from ABW Studios.
Playmaker88
G Money is Cash
Playmaker88
G Money is Cash
Inori
NAWF
70's style blaxploitation film called "Love me not, Muthafucka", Starring @Chicity as Percival Jackson, the scorned illegitimate son of @DOS_patos as Alphonse "Funny Jack" Jackson, owner of the most successful comedy club chain in St Louis "Funny Jacks Kickback". While being hidden and ignored for years, Percival was befriended by @Plap Sun as "Unc" the neighborhood prophet and reigning roast champion since '63, and the two began to train for a battle of the ages. Unc knew that if Percival could successfully roast everybody out of every one of the clubs, they could shut old Phony Jack down for good. A rouge bartender named Evie( @Scandalust313 ) helps them get Percival some stage time under a fake name and now its all on him. Detective Chauncy Holmes ( @AP2.0 ) has been running a separate skimming investigation on Evie for months but wont make the bust because he's in love with her. Can Percival make enough smoke to run Jack out of town? Will Detective Holmes move in before Evie cash's out? Is Unc ever gonna get that gout looked at? Find out in the gritty, fast paced comedy from ABW Studios.
id watch this bullshit too
Hater Hearst Helmsley
I AM THE GAME
I was gon say I’d legit watch this lolid watch this bullshit too
William Munny
Active Member
I would be Ziggy Sobotka
Playmaker88
G Money is Cash
Playmaker88
G Money is Cash
obligatory female lead
1/2
Dont drank out my drank, foo
Playmaker88
G Money is Cash
Classic its giving me that 110th street presence on Jackie Brown
Hater Hearst Helmsley
I AM THE GAME
Ima drop one but I gotta flesh it out
Playmaker88
G Money is Cash
I definitely was gonna say he called this nigga Chauncey he slapped you on the black hand side
Scandalust313
Unshakeable Unbreakable Victorious
70's style blaxploitation film called "Love me not, Muthafucka", Starring @Chicity as Percival Jackson, the scorned illegitimate son of @DOS_patos as Alphonse "Funny Jack" Jackson, owner of the most successful comedy club chain in St Louis "Funny Jacks Kickback". While being hidden and ignored for years, Percival was befriended by @Plap Sun as "Unc" the neighborhood prophet and reigning roast champion since '63, and the two began to train for a battle of the ages. Unc knew that if Percival could successfully roast everybody out of every one of the clubs, they could shut old Phony Jack down for good. A rouge bartender named Evie( @Scandalust313 ) helps them get Percival some stage time under a fake name and now its all on him. Detective Chauncy Holmes ( @AP2.0 ) has been running a separate skimming investigation on Evie for months but wont make the bust because he's in love with her. Can Percival make enough smoke to run Jack out of town? Will Detective Holmes move in before Evie cash's out? Is Unc ever gonna get that gout looked at? Find out in the gritty, fast paced comedy from ABW Studios.
This shit is brilliant!!!
Why AP gotta be "punk ass Chauncy" doe?
Dead at "Percival"
Lmaooo@ "Unc" having the gout!
DOS_patos
Unverified Legion of Trill member
I see70's style blaxploitation film called "Love me not, Muthafucka", Starring @Chicity as Percival Jackson, the scorned illegitimate son of @DOS_patos as Alphonse "Funny Jack" Jackson, owner of the most successful comedy club chain in St Louis "Funny Jacks Kickback". While being hidden and ignored for years, Percival was befriended by @Plap Sun as "Unc" the neighborhood prophet and reigning roast champion since '63, and the two began to train for a battle of the ages. Unc knew that if Percival could successfully roast everybody out of every one of the clubs, they could shut old Phony Jack down for good. A rouge bartender named Evie( @Scandalust313 ) helps them get Percival some stage time under a fake name and now its all on him. Detective Chauncy Holmes ( @AP2.0 ) has been running a separate skimming investigation on Evie for months but wont make the bust because he's in love with her. Can Percival make enough smoke to run Jack out of town? Will Detective Holmes move in before Evie cash's out? Is Unc ever gonna get that gout looked at? Find out in the gritty, fast paced comedy from ABW Studios.
Niggas trynna stick me for my paper.
I need to make a few phone calls and get the script fixed
f you chi
I ain’t know you was mine.
ya folks lied
1/2
Dont drank out my drank, foo
Scandalust313
Unshakeable Unbreakable Victorious
So y'all just ain't gon' say nothin about homie back there in the black hat? Or dude to the right in the brown?
They didn't crack y'all up? Just me? Ok den
I phucking love this pic!!!
They didn't crack y'all up? Just me? Ok den
I phucking love this pic!!!