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Chicity's Top Ten Moments of 2023

Chicity said:
3) Royal Shows She Don't Just Talk To Inform, She Holding Too!

The thread was an awards thread. Nothing outta the ordinary as far as who won and who felt slighted at first. In a 2v1, Sleep and @TheNightKing were throwing body shots at each other, hoping for a punctured lung while Royal was teeing off on TNK whenever he looked at the ref for assistance. Sleep of course threw a low blow that cause him and TNK to banned (blame CTB for banning them both). In the middle of that some poor unfortunate soul (or a savant, idk) AllBuildingMatters decided he didn't like how greasy Royal was talking and assumed she must be on the unattractive side.

Well it didn't seem she liked that one bit and had to show him not only is she ruthless with the words, she crazy with the curves too. A couple of pics and a gif later and we, well some, were all a witness. Black lace on brown skin is a recipe for a Hey Big Head text. The height and lift she got on the jiggle....whew! I was shocked, and happy, as I haven't seen any forum debauchery since like 2021. Made me miss the titty thread that used to bešŸ˜„. Made me miss...

We also learned niggas born after 1990 lose they libido at 30. Seriously, niggas was offended and unbothered by Royal's offering to that heathen. A nigga really said 'cleavage ewww, put them away. This is a mature site.' I think someone started crying talking about she might be a mother and Usher has no place in a happy home. LAME

However quite a few of you niggas slide in her pms right after on some I missed it type shit. Tried to sweet talk her in hopes of a reup. But what she do....leave you on read. Well she left everyone on read as she dipped for a minute but she back and because of that....she made 2023 memorable

PS, my inbox open, IJS
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2) ABW Meet Ups Vol 15- Elzo shoots and bricks, she met who?!?, trip down memory lane

Now it's important to note that even b4 Royal dropped her OnlyFansLite fap set, niggas were already trying to get acquainted with her. Some tried in the PM's (I read them, they cringe). Some tried in the Cookout. Some tried with gif and reaction flirting. Some even started requesting her doing voice work cause they remembered when she read @Disantrope obituary. Well @Elzo69Renaissance was up cutting his poodle toe nails at 1 am and couldn't take it any longer. He had to see if Royal was dtf (down to fly) and started a hey who has met up thread. I immediately reminded him of his own travels and past failures. Real niggas ain't forget the Houston trips. Elzo tried to downplay it by grabbing @dodge and bopping him up. Dodge had a chance to shoot his shot but he thought fighting with Elzo was a better idea. Great jabs by both imo

In the middle of this Royal, shared that while she had kicked it with a couple of members during her travels and while she was in Chicago, she wasn't checking for Elzo. Or @Chi-Town B for that matter. Ouch. IYKYK. Maybe next time champs

Czar casually tired to invite AP to a den of debauchery in NOLA. Wouldn't even had known had Elzo not mentioned he had tickets to the same orgy and tried to carpool there with them. I immediately told AP to get outta there and don't answer his PM's for these niggas again. Elzo and Czar never said if they had a good time and I guess we really don't wanna know tbh.

Then we took a trip down memory lane and brought up all the known instances of folks meeting up. Freeman was scared to get top from Beezy. Du has invited every known ruffian to either a seedy strip mall, a seedy tennis court, or a seedy bar. Either location Du punching holes thru boxes, uhh chest, so it's no wonder no one has taken him up on the offer. There was an awning. ABW porn card was revoked and reinstated. Beta trashed 5th and the Record Store. Multiple times. Lurko saw Cain sitting at the bar drinking a Miller High Life with no bitches. Cain saw Lurko pull up like an extra from the set of Sunset Park. Both smiled at each other unabashedly and wanted no smoke in real time.

35 pages later and it's still over the top funny. It might have been a total of 10 meet ups talked about but if you know, 10 is far from the real number of links that have happened across these e streets. For everyone who has met and has shared their tale, factual or embellished, thank you. To the ppl I kicked it with this year, thank you. You are my second favorite moment of 2023
 
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