And the way to early Simp of the Year goes to..

[Dwayne]

Definitely fake

I kinda think that this is fake

Im hoping its fake

 

[AZTG]

Definitely fake

I agree its fake but shit being fake is wild too.

Like yo let me put my face all over the internet on some degrading shit like this just to go viral.

Weird mfers in this world man.

 

[Big Lurko]

I only feel bad for the kid in this situation

Facts. The baby shower had some good ass rice krispy treats dipped in melted white chocolate. Been thinking about those ever since.

 

[Rubato]

Im hoping its fake

They used internet hoax font and everything

 

[Rubato]

I agree its fake but shit being fake is wild too.

Like yo let me put my face all over the internet on some degrading shit like this just to go viral.

Weird mfers in this world man.

I bet the people in the pic had nothing to do with it

 

[Duwop]

I agree its fake but shit being fake is wild too.

Like yo let me put my face all over the internet on some degrading shit like this just to go viral.

Weird mfers in this world man.

It's creative I'll say that....

Niggaz post shit daily and I'm like...

"This would make a fantastic story" and just scribble some shit down in my note pad

 

[AP2.5]

Facts. The baby shower had some good ass rice krispy treats dipped in melted white chocolate. Been thinking about those ever since.

i needed this laugh

LMAO

 

[AZTG]

I bet the people in the pic had nothing to do with it

:cry:

Damn they got me. Internet too much for me. Ima crawl back into my bubble where none of this shit exists.

 

[Duwop]

My nephew did something like this... But not quite..

He was cool with a chick who got pregnant by a dude who ain't wanna fuck with her.... So while she was pregnant he was calling her his girlfriend... And talking shit like he was gonna help her with the baby...


But I told my sister I think he just realizing pregnant pussy is bomb and the little nigga like shooting up the club...


And like clockwork soon as shorty had that kid and he realized he wasn't built for that parent life he told her he needed to find himself before attaching himself to such a commitment.....

 

[Big Lurko]

My nephew did something like this... But not quite..

He was cool with a chick who got pregnant by a dude who ain't wanna fuck with her.... So while she was pregnant he was calling her his girlfriend... And talking shit like he was gonna help her with the baby...


But I told my sister I think he just realizing pregnant pussy is bomb and the little nigga like shooting up the club...


And like clockwork soon as shorty had that kid and he realized he wasn't built for that parent life he told her he needed to find himself before attaching himself to such a commitment.....

Thats fuck nigga moves damn lol

 

[Duwop]

Thats fuck nigga moves damn lol

Bruh, my sister was calling me cuz she thought that Lil nigga was getting trapped....

Soon as I saw shorty I already knew the deal...

 

[Chi-Town B]

It works for him, who is anybody to say what he doing is wrong.

 

[mryounggun]

ehhh

i wouldnt call dude a simp

everybody situation is different. Would we call her a simp if he was the one who stepped out and had a kid but she was willing to step in and be a mom to the child?

its crazy for sure, but its not for me to understand so im not gonna try to

This.

 

[GNS]

Cut dude off. He called me a handful of times since and I never picked up.

Heard from someone else he got her pregnant again soon a few months after she had the first baby.

Damn. Sounds like u weren't there for him when he needed you.
Some friend man. Probably your fault he had more kids with her. You were his voice of reason.
Smh, way to go bruh; some friend.

 

[AP2.5]

Damn. Sounds like u weren't there for him when he needed you.
Some friend man. Probably your fault he had more kids with her. You were his voice of reason.
Smh, way to go bruh; some friend.

That man not responsible for another man decisions

 

[AZTG]

Damn. Sounds like u weren't there for him when he needed you.
Some friend man. Probably your fault he had more kids with her. You were his voice of reason.
Smh, way to go bruh; some friend.

Never claimed to be a good friend. I got some real self destructive people in my family. Im talking people that are bad for themselves, always making bad decisions.

I cant cut them off cause blood is thicker than water, so when it comes to destructive people that are friends, im cutting them mfers off. No fucks given.

 

[DMorgan]

This old but what if he playing the game. Doing all that shit so she get comfortable. When the baby drops he hit that bitch the

 

[DMorgan]

Never claimed to be a good friend. I got some real self destructive people in my family. Im talking people that are bad for themselves, always making bad decisions.

I cant cut them off cause blood is thicker than water, so when it comes to destructive people that are friends, im cutting them mfers off. No fucks given.

 

[Surprize!]

I wonder if his father was an active participant in his life.

naw, but her pussy was. And he is a simp. Knew someone who went through this same thing.

 

[AZTG]

For you bruh.

I love moms way too much to have to sit there and explain why i cut certain mfers off. That would hurt my moms, so for me its impossible to cut them off.