I'm in the house with Covid, so I been reflecting and talking to my friends more hence why I'm still up. That said, for once this type of response is dead ass true lol. Came out a long conversation with a homegirl about my dating choices, and I gave it to her Chris Rock style: women can't go backwards financially and men cannot go back sexually so today was a good day (no pun).
Like I don't even consider what I typed extra up there compared to the cap I'm getting in the talking phase. You see I'm a wordy dude, so if you're typing HELLA noise to me all day pushing all my buttons and then it gets to the moment and you timid... Ok. First time out ain't nobody good good. Number 10? We done typed a dissertation on what we like. You can read the shit back like minutes.
"Suck dick to the finish line. Alternatively open mouth and wait for him to get himself there. Sit, spin, hold, show your work, and feed. The end."
That's complex though. Meanwhile, these wives out here and college bops trying to piss their parents off following instructions I didn't even know I had. Word to MJH from Starbucks. We don't talk anymore but... come on home if you're reading this. Dude ain't hitting it right and doesn't deserve that throat.