Me and my brother slept on the let out couch Friday night so we could just wake up and get right into Saturday morning cartoon.
We had been playing, half folding each other into it, all morning. I got the bright idea to "fold me all the way in". Big brother does it, the bitch won't unfold because im making it too big.
Imagine being wrapped tight in a mattress for like 3 hours, a nigga was hot and a little claustrophobic. My brother was trying everything, he even tried to cut me out with a kitchen knife, nothing worked. He could slip a straw in the crease of the mattress so he was giving me Hi-C to stay hydrated. I told that nigga if mom wasn't home in 30min he gotta call 911.
I could hear the TV and this bullshit ass show City Guys(
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A hour or so later mom shows up, pulls ya boy out the couch in no time flat. I know I had to look so pathetic. Mattress soaked with sweat, laying in a fetal position. I look up at Ma Duke for some sympathy from this traumatic ordeal, and the first thing she does is bust out laughing at my dumb ass......
A young OhMars ran to hit the shower in tears.
