2023 NBA Offseason Thread

[L.L.R.J.]

I went to a south beach club in like 2013 and peed in a urinal that was next to Greg Oden

 

[O.G.]

I was at a Stuckey's truck stop in OKC or Tulsa can't remember which city, wearing a Georgetown jersey way back in the day, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. It was David Wingate of the Spurs. He told me nice jersey and walked off towards the bathroom. On his way there this nigga took a honey bun off the shelf and took it to the bathroom with him. I didn't stick around to see what happened after that.

 

[Disanthrope]

I been around marshawn lynch a few times, nothing major

 

[AP4.0]

This the name drop a random athlete hour?

Tf?

 

[O.G.]

Also. Found this old post.

I'm late to the nba players you met convo. Don't wanna sound like a flex bcuz it isn't. I use to run autograph shows in Vegas when I had my Sportscard store pre-ebay popularity. I have met many athletes from all sports.

True story. I was gonna beat the shit outta Pooh Richardson one night in a club in LA. Bitch nigga threw an ice cube at me and ran outside. I followed him outside to see what's crackin. I grabbed him by his neck with one hand choking him before security jumped in. Turned out he mistook me for someone else. I still wanna finish the fight.

 

[toheeb27]

Evolving……

 

[KemuriYumeSnoopy]

I seen Giannis in a Jamba Juice

 

[Freeman]

I worked security with the Raptors for a year. But I don't want to step on yall experiences.

 

[Sky Davis]

look at me louieeeeee

 

[AZTG]

Aye depending where a mfer lives, seeing Giannis might be a big deal. Lmaooo.

 

[Sky Davis]

I only got my one story I told already of Deandre liggins coming to GNC when I worked there to buy facial shit and look for a detox for drug tests (I didn’t let him know I knew him because I figured niggas get bothered enough)

Then Tristan Thompson coming in like a half hour later trying to buy detox for the Cavs

He let me use his phone to order some shit and then I told him Deandre was just in here then he called him to laugh about how they both came in

I asked him if he they had a game and then I joked about him sliding some tickets for the discount on the detox lol

 

[Sky Davis]

 

[Sky Davis]

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

I seen Clyde drexler at HEB

He asked for my autograph so I signed a tshirt for him

Anything for a fan.

 

[IceManKamReturns]

I ran into AD back when he was in NOLA. I told him that Tim Frazier looked like a roach and he laughed

 

[southsil4lil]

Talked to Kevin Martin in XTC when he was with OKC and they were playing Dallas in the playoffs

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

Talked to Kevin Martin in XTC when he was with OKC and they were playing Dallas in the playoffs

Should’ve snuffed that muppet lookin nigga

 

[5th Letter]

 

[Sky Davis]

Another signing I don’t like for the player

 

[5th Letter]

Jr Smith’s dad