2023/2024 Football/Soccer Thread ⚽️
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Kerr ad was the best
I liked ada ...but more so for the manager's rallying "EVERYONE!"
The debinha joga bonito one was too fake...
The china one bored me so didn't finish watching wang!
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Mitre footballs back in the day were the GOAT... until it slapped you in the face on a cold, wet, muddy pitchBring back old skool Mitre ones!!!
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Benjamin Mendy found not guilty in his re-trial
Mason Greenwood confirmed his girl had their baby today although born 11th July
Prison FC getting all that Happy Friday feeling!
Mason Greenwood confirmed his girl had their baby today although born 11th July
Prison FC getting all that Happy Friday feeling!
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I’ll be tuned in to Milan games
Hopefully he will find a bit of form, this guy missed 55 games in 4 seasons with us.
Still gotta give him (and Giroud) props for carrying us to the CL
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FOOTBALL
When Scottish strugglers Elgin City trousered a record sponsorship deal for next season, the fourth tier club’s directors were over the moon.
Sure, they’d be massaging the ego of smug local businessman Stephen Scott, but it would mean the club could splash out on a much-needed new striker and finally fix that leaking bog in the away end.
But amid the popping bottles of Moët, one board member couldn’t resist a sly dig at the oil tycoon, and fired off an email to his colleagues proclaiming that Scott could “stick his money up his arse".
Unfortunately, he accidentally cc’ed Scott into the email, and the thin-skinned philanthropist instantly withdrew his offer, protesting “whilst I am no snowflake – there are limits.”
Ever since PSG granted Kylian Mbappe unprecedented power over “footballing matters”, the French forward has been swanning around Paris like a spoilt medieval princeling, humiliating his teammates and overruling club directors.
So it was fitting that the proud nation of Cameroon rolled out the red carpet for Kylian as he visited his father’s homeland this week, bestowing him with the kind of treatment they usually reserve for despotic heads of state and Chinese lithium magnates.
The French striker was transported around the country in a bulletproof SUV, accompanied by a platoon of bodyguards jogging alongside, and an armoured car that wouldn’t look out of place in a North Korean military parade.
No wonder the power has gone to his head…
Scott free
When Scottish strugglers Elgin City trousered a record sponsorship deal for next season, the fourth tier club’s directors were over the moon.
Sure, they’d be massaging the ego of smug local businessman Stephen Scott, but it would mean the club could splash out on a much-needed new striker and finally fix that leaking bog in the away end.
But amid the popping bottles of Moët, one board member couldn’t resist a sly dig at the oil tycoon, and fired off an email to his colleagues proclaiming that Scott could “stick his money up his arse".
Unfortunately, he accidentally cc’ed Scott into the email, and the thin-skinned philanthropist instantly withdrew his offer, protesting “whilst I am no snowflake – there are limits.”
FOOTBALL
In for the Kyl
Ever since PSG granted Kylian Mbappe unprecedented power over “footballing matters”, the French forward has been swanning around Paris like a spoilt medieval princeling, humiliating his teammates and overruling club directors.
So it was fitting that the proud nation of Cameroon rolled out the red carpet for Kylian as he visited his father’s homeland this week, bestowing him with the kind of treatment they usually reserve for despotic heads of state and Chinese lithium magnates.
The French striker was transported around the country in a bulletproof SUV, accompanied by a platoon of bodyguards jogging alongside, and an armoured car that wouldn’t look out of place in a North Korean military parade.
No wonder the power has gone to his head…
dontdiedontkillanyone
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FOOTBALL
Unhappy ending
With Brazilian giants Corinthians marooned in 15th place in the league, the club’s deranged fans are taking out their anger on maligned midfielder Luan.
The other day, they took to the streets of Sao Paulo to stage a terrifying mock burial for him.
So with all that stress, you can’t blame poor Lu for wanting to blow off some steam.
When a couple of beers and a hot stone massage didn’t do the trick, he did what any self-respecting Brazilian footballer would: booked out a seedy motel suite and ferried in four local prostitutes for an orgy with his mates.
Unfortunately for Luan, a group of unhinged Corinthians ultras caught wind of the gang bang and tracked down the motel, before barging into the room and beating him up.
It seems harsh… he’s barely played all season.
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FOOTBALL
As Jordan Henderson closes in on a move to Saudi, a reminder of his teenage Bebo page, including the timeless line “ive gota gawjuz girl cald sarah shes amazin n i luv her”.
Neil Warnock always had an eye for a good deal. So when his trusty painter and decorator mentioned his son dreamed of playing for Sheffield United, the wily gaffer spotted a bargain.
According to ex-Sheffield United keeper Paddy Kenny, Warnock once brought a 14-year-old boy and his dad into the dressing room before a pre-season game against Bodmin, and announced the kid would be playing the final 20 minutes.
The players were a little confused but went along with the boss’s order, and Warnock sent the lad on for his cameo appearance.
It later transpired that Warnock had struck a deal with his dad: if the kid played 20 mins, he wouldn’t have to pay him for the decorating work.
Former Spurs and Liverpool striker Robbie Keane is cousins with Morrissey.
The world’s oldest professional footballer, Kazuyoshi Miura, has signed a one year extension with Portuguese second tier side Oliveirense. He’s 57.
After Chelsea’s summer exodus, 22-year-old Ethan Ampadu is the club’s longest serving first team player. He’s only played 12 games for them.
Another gloriously grubby headline from the thirsty hacks at the Daily Star:
ive gota gawjuz girl cald sarah
As Jordan Henderson closes in on a move to Saudi, a reminder of his teenage Bebo page, including the timeless line “ive gota gawjuz girl cald sarah shes amazin n i luv her”.
FOOTBALL
If you get the bathroom done by Christmas, he can start against Chelsea
Neil Warnock always had an eye for a good deal. So when his trusty painter and decorator mentioned his son dreamed of playing for Sheffield United, the wily gaffer spotted a bargain.
According to ex-Sheffield United keeper Paddy Kenny, Warnock once brought a 14-year-old boy and his dad into the dressing room before a pre-season game against Bodmin, and announced the kid would be playing the final 20 minutes.
The players were a little confused but went along with the boss’s order, and Warnock sent the lad on for his cameo appearance.
It later transpired that Warnock had struck a deal with his dad: if the kid played 20 mins, he wouldn’t have to pay him for the decorating work.
Quick hits
Former Spurs and Liverpool striker Robbie Keane is cousins with Morrissey. The world’s oldest professional footballer, Kazuyoshi Miura, has signed a one year extension with Portuguese second tier side Oliveirense. He’s 57. After Chelsea’s summer exodus, 22-year-old Ethan Ampadu is the club’s longest serving first team player. He’s only played 12 games for them. Another gloriously grubby headline from the thirsty hacks at the Daily Star:
One word answer and nothing left needs to be said!
Came out the perfect time to join a Saudi club too!
FYI that coat looks dapper...
Memphis. Relax my boy.
