I've never had a Turkey Day without cranberry sauce. Your surprise is... surprising.

Facts.

Pie can gtfo. I don't need dessert like that. If the yams are made from the southern matriarch, I'm good.

The last good one was the animated joint. TMNT. Don't waste your time with those Michael Bay monstrosities. It's on sight for that muhfucka too. Tryna ruin my damn childhood.

This "Woe is me. I'm mixed!" cornball.

Now that’s an ass whoopin’. Shit happens, b. I ain’t make the laws. I just abide by them. Idgaf if it’s “toxic” or not. There’s a reason the phrase is “MAN UP.” and not “woman up.” It’s how I was raised. No one is arguing whether or not it’s morally acceptable. Of course it isn’t. But...

If one of my niggas gets the okie doke pulled on him by a stripper, I’m gonna clown his ass until I can’t no more. As men, you’re taught to limit your vulnerabilities around women. If some nigga ain’t get that life lesson, then it sucks to be him. Man up, champ. You’ll be aiight. Women...

Nigga, do you read or do you just jump out the window when you wanna make a nonsensical point? You said we believe that all strippers are prostitutes. I said some. Where the hell did you get the ammo for your false equivalency rhetoric that you tried to make with this post? Cuz it ain’t come...

Some are. In the end, who cares? Cardi was essentially one, so that’s what the argument should be predicated on.

Double standards exist. No one gives a fuck about Cardi robbin’ Johns. Part of the game. Don’t wanna get robbed? Don’t put yourself in a position to be looked upon like a sucka ass nigga. Full stop. Move the fuck on.

I’m just tired of these new nigga muthafuckas being known for everything but their G.damn music. Between crunchy, cockroach Kodak to fake gangsta Tekashi, to this coon, sissy boy here, the game is becoming increasingly diluted by fuck nigga antics. I fuckin declare shenanigans, G.dammit.

I may single handedly be responsible for niggas knowing who Budden was in the Cleveland area. Back when niggas bought mixtapes, I bought MM2 at least 5 times. Niggas would hear pieces of it, ask me who it was, I'd get distracted, and then the joint was gone. I probably spent like 50 bucks...

Bullshit. Sanders has been talking about policies that would benefit us for forever and clearly it still isn't enough. It has to be catered specifically to us for it to matter apparently.

I'm definitely annoyed by this #ados/tangibles bullshit. We consistently find new ways to get in our own way and then wonder why people outside of our community don't wanna help improve the system. We won't even help ourselves. I don't need no fuckin checks from no one. My wife and I work...

The lengths at which you go to prove your point, despite evidence of the contrary, is damn near Trump-like. I'm going to get hibachi. Peace king.