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You want to start something? Next time ask the person "what did the lions eat" or "how did Noah stop the woodpeckers from tearing the ark up"?
What if woodpeckers hadn't evolved?
 
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I would've countered with not every species of bear had been evolved or whatever, but this not my fight

Nah...you would have had to keep at it bruh cuz I do...you not about to tell me Noah got tha 2 of tha 1 eventual species of deer, bear,squirrel, lion, tiger, aardvark, sloth, mouse, cat, dog, monkey...and I’d keep naming shit too...I got groundhogs, kangaroos, wolverines, Tanzanian devils, duck billed platypuses and all...you’d get fed up my nigga
 
You want to start something? Next time ask the person "what did the lions eat" or "how did Noah stop the woodpeckers from tearing the ark up"?
They were frozen into suspended animation. Noah had powers the Bible didn't speak of because man wasnt ready to hear about them
 
Noah pulled off while unicorns were running to get on cuz they overslept...that’s why they’re not around now
 
Nah...you would have had to keep at it bruh cuz I do...you not about to tell me Noah got tha 2 of tha 1 eventual species of deer, bear,squirrel, lion, tiger, aardvark, sloth, mouse, cat, dog, monkey...and I’d keep naming shit too...I got groundhogs, kangaroos, wolverines, Tanzanian devils, duck billed platypuses and all...you’d get fed up my nigga
I don't assume all these animals were scattered throughout the globe as we know it today.

If I believed this story to be true, I would proceed with the thought they were extremely close to the proximity of the arc. I'm not familiar with the exact intracacies of this story but I don't recall Noah actually having to spend significant time actually seeking and capturing these animals
 
The funny thing is no one likes talking religion with me.

I think it's because I can acknowledge a whole lot of fuckery due to man's nature to rule and control yet still stay spiritually grounded in the overall lessons that are attempting to be passed along.

I respect this. This is what it's about.

I'm at a point in life I can't bring myself to believe in it literally, but if I look at the bible as parables rather than documentation I think it's plenty valid. I admire some of the teachings and concepts in blamelessness and how to uphold yourself. I refuse to argue religion unless there's common ground, it's great for people to have faith. But I just wanted to quote & commend you, sounds like your faith stands on solid ground.
 
I always say stuff like, maybe it sounded like a good story at the time. They didn't put much thought into the details... What was the overall message about the whole story though?

A nigga having schizophrenic delusions....
 
The funny thing is no one likes talking religion with me.

I think it's because I can acknowledge a whole lot of fuckery due to man's nature to rule and control yet still stay spiritually grounded in the overall lessons that are attempting to be passed along.

We all have free will, and independent thinking. Which means in my opinion, you don't have to do every single thing one single way, that goes against building a personal relationship with your God. I feel we're all different so we're all going to worship different. But that's a whole different discussion.

Needless to say though, people who think all Christian are blind followers stay getting frustrated bcuz I don't dismiss their points. I just counter them with how I understand things to be, and how I as a person feel about it.

Ultimately it's not about right vs wrong it's about your walk and being honest with ones self
A lot of Christians ain't like you tho. Which is why it's fun talking to them and not you lol
 
I respect this. This is what it's about.

I'm at a point in life I can't bring myself to believe in it literally, but if I look at the bible as parables rather than documentation I think it's plenty valid. I admire some of the teachings and concepts in blamelessness and how to uphold yourself. I refuse to argue religion unless there's common ground, it's great for people to have faith. But I just wanted to quote & commend you, sounds like your faith stands on solid ground.
This is me
 
Nah...you would have had to keep at it bruh cuz I do...you not about to tell me Noah got tha 2 of tha 1 eventual species of deer, bear,squirrel, lion, tiger, aardvark, sloth, mouse, cat, dog, monkey...and I’d keep naming shit too...I got groundhogs, kangaroos, wolverines, Tanzanian devils, duck billed platypuses and all...you’d get fed up my nigga
I gotta home boy that . He gets so obsessive like it's his destiny to pull the cover from everybody's head

Like he has no concept of anything other than trying to prove the Bible wrong.

At the end of the day it's just an assortment of stories and philosophies. We all take something different from them. With Noahs story, I think the message was dealing with following gods will even when it don't make sense to you. Which is old testament, which is where a lot of Bible thumpers get on.
 
Noah pulled off while unicorns were running to get on cuz they overslept...that’s why they’re not around now
Robot chicken did a skit where Noah was like God said no more magical beasts, he had enough of y'all shit
 
A nigga having schizophrenic delusions....
I love pastors who point out the hilarity in some of the stories. Like they're honest enough to recognize a lot of it is embellished and sometimes made up.... Studied enough to recognize the important lessons, an smart enough to deliver the core message with offending the elders.... It's tough but appreciated.

Cuz not everybody listening when you just saying shit that don't even make sense to you
 
I've also been taking a break from the gun debate. Its too draining. People too in their feelings to listen to logic. Not to mention the dumb ass argument of "well why do you NEED whatever type gun?"

Same reason you got a $1500 cell phone cocksucker beat it.
 
Be kind to animals?
It was definitely faith based.

You know how sometimes we have discussions and someone uses an example or analogy that doesn't really fit the concept they trying to explain....

Yea the Bible has a ton of those
 
Religion

I kept that shit under wraps a lot because ppl will get very mad when I tell them their good dont exist and the things they follow that makes NO SENSE
 
I don't jump on the bandwagon of the woe is me black person excuse that the man is trying to hold me down. Are the rules fucked up yes can you see a alarming rate of black makes going to prison of course BUT no one cracka put die in your hands and told you to sell it. Life is about choices you can choose to stay on the wrong path or hop of it and better yourself.

I just choose not to argue no more about it nowadays. Just keep my opinion to myself because I know a fake woke nigga is going to try to tell me I'm not black enough lol
 
They were frozen into suspended animation. Noah had powers the Bible didn't speak of because man wasnt ready to hear about them
You know the funniest thing about the Bible, incest. If he had only two of each, male and female. Their offspring had sex amongst each other.

But ya mean, it's probably cool, cause their animals. Not shrimp and crabs tho, they're dirty
 
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