do you 💩 at work?

[genocide_cutter]

Niggas in here talkin bout they do it multiple times in one day at work need to take care of yall rotten ass guts and bowels

Probably drinking like 5 cups coffee

 

[Freeman]

 

[Duwop]

Like forreal, how long y'all be going without shitting??

One time we was at work and a nigga said once every other day,...i was like bro... Go to a doctor

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Like forreal, how long y'all be going without shitting??

One time we was at work and a nigga said once every other day,...i was like bro... Go to a doctor

If u shitting more than once in a single work shift multiple times a week something is wrong

 

[Duwop]

If u shitting more than once in a single work shift multiple times a week something is wrong

Just means you have a high metabolism... Your body doesn't store waste

 

[AP4.0]

Just means you have a high metabolism... Your body doesn't store waste

Or your body is rejecting shit (no pun) that you shouldn't be eating as regular as you are

 

[Duwop]

Or your body is rejecting shit (no pun) that you shouldn't be eating as regular as you are

I eat lots of nuts and fruits.... Don't project your bad eating habits on me sir.

 

[AP4.0]

I eat lots of nuts and fruits.... Don't project your bad eating habits on me sir.

I said or

As in, another possiblity to explain the frequent shitting sir

 

[Duwop]

I eat a lotta grainy natural shit sir... Keeps you regular and your colon clean

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Just means you have a high metabolism... Your body doesn't store waste

Yea it can absolutely. But can also mean a bunch of other things.

 

[Duwop]

I ate a omelette with....

Onions green peppers red peppers hot peppers mushrooms diced tomatoes and cheese this morning. With two cups of coffee.


So yeah, i had a nice healthy shit this morning... And I'll prolly get another one in cuz I'm eating sunflower seeds now

 

[Vagrant-718]

I have coffee in the morning and it be sending me to the bathroom afterward. I work in two offices. Our Manhattan office got the nice bathroom, smells nice in there, got plenty of stalls and they all have doors and not that 3/4 shit. The other office, the bathroom only got like 4 stalls and not as nice but be blowing that one up too

 

[Duwop]

Shit, I'm back with Carefirst. Them Carefirst bathrooms are A+....

You can go in a personal bathroom, you can use the larger ones... It doesn't make a difference. They peaceful as shit

 

[Iceberg_Taylor]

It's called being regular.

Y'all niggas be going 2-3 days without shitting...

Holding shit in all day fucking your system up.... All backed up full of shit... Exploding in your cars n what not

But I'm the bad guy for keeping my system regular

lol Who is yall?! I shits just fine.

And folks talkin bout they be at the job shittins all day... homie bombing the toilet after bodying hot dogs & pizza & whatever else he could feast on in one day. This just ain’t ordinary. All I said was Gut health is important lol

If u shitting more than once in a single work shift multiple times a week something is wrong

Word Du just probably wanna only shits during company hours

 

[loud-ninja]

Just means you have a high metabolism... Your body doesn't store waste

I ate a omelette with....

Onions green peppers red peppers hot peppers mushrooms diced tomatoes and cheese this morning. With two cups of coffee.


So yeah, i had a nice healthy shit this morning... And I'll prolly get another one in cuz I'm eating sunflower seeds now

This just means you eat a lot of stuff with fiber. Peanuts and oatmeal are high in fiber.

 

[Duwop]

Definitely a regular oatmeal eater

 

[konceptjones]

Probably drinking like 5 cups coffee

They're all at step 4 at some point in the day.

 

[Mr BFK]

this thread was way funnier than it should've been

I'm not proud of myself for my lack of maturity laughing at toilet/bathroom jokes