If You Could've Been @ Any Moment In History, Where Would It Be?

First white person im taking them out

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I’m getting an army of robots, drones, and a huge pile of weapons

To hunt Christopher Columbus, any white folk thinking about going to Africa for slaves, and freeing all the captive African slaves
 
The surrender at Appomattox. Just to point at laugh at Southern Cacs while they lost their bullshit war to keep niggas in chains.
 
Some real pivotal point from biblical times. So later editions of the Bible will note a man in the back of the crowd yelling "bullllllshiiiiiiit" at Jesus telling stories and doing magic tricks.
That would be hilarious

Some say he was the first famous magician so it would be crazy to have somebody following him around and spoiling how every trick was done
 
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*Abw goes to see the pyramids being built

Poster: interesting. So that's how they are built.

*slave trying to escape
Slave: Help me. (Their language)

Poster: I dont know what you are saying but it seems you need help. I cant help you

Slave: please help. If im caught, ill be executed.

Poster: sorry man. I just came to see how yall built these amazing structures. I know you dont understand me

Slave: oh no, the gaurds are coming.
Poster: oh shit, gaurds coming. Im out.


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Cold world we living in
 
Ima keep it real practical because I ain’t tryin to go back to any time before the invention of AC on this hot summer day



Wish I could be there at Staples for this. Listen to that crowd noise. What a time
 
Ima keep it real practical because I ain’t tryin to go back to any time before the invention of AC on this hot summer day



Wish I could be there at Staples for this. Listen to that crowd noise. What a time

I swear I typed the same exact thing about AC and deleted it.
 
*Abw goes to see the pyramids being built

Poster: interesting. So that's how they are built.

*slave trying to escape
Slave: Help me. (Their language)

Poster: I dont know what you are saying but it seems you need help. I cant help you

Slave: please help. If im caught, ill be executed.

Poster: sorry man. I just came to see how yall built these amazing structures. I know you dont understand me

Slave: oh no, the gaurds are coming.
Poster: oh shit, gaurds coming. Im out.


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Cold world we living in
Can we bring guns?
 
Some real pivotal point from biblical times. So later editions of the Bible will note a man in the back of the crowd yelling "bullllllshiiiiiiit" at Jesus telling stories and doing magic tricks.
It's ironic how the godless obsess over someone they don't believe in.

My King Jesus:

Well, He’s the grandest idea in literature.

He’s the highest personality in philosophy.

He’s the supreme problem in high criticism.

He’s the fundamental doctrine of proved theology.

He’s the cardinal necessity of spiritual religion.

That’s my King.

He’s the miracle of the age.

He’s the superlative of everything good that you choose to call Him.

Well, He’s the only one able to supply all of our needs simultaneously.

He supplies strength for the weak.

He’s available for the tempted and the tried.

He sympathizes and He saves.

He’s strong God and He guides.

He heals the sick.

He cleanses the lepers.

He forgives sinners.

He discharged debtors.

He delivers the captives.

He defends the feeble.

He blesses the young.

He serves the unfortunate.

He regards the aged.

He rewards the diligent and He beautifies the meek.

Do you know Him?
 
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