IP360: The "Things that grinds your gears" Thread

I know this is personal preference but i hate people pronouncing 'coupon' as 'q-pon' or 'tuesday' as 'tee-u-sday'

Or wednesday as 'wensdee'

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we get "choozday" over here..

"Brah, da fawka wen seh he going come mah'ouse choozdeh..but he neva even show."
 
People who purposely put themselves in drama. Why? I never understood it. Then turn around and complain about the bs in their lives.
 
If you are a fucking dentist or have aspirations of being a dentist....... let me tell you something "Don't be calling my fucking crib every 6 months trying to get me to spend unnecessary money for a checkup. Ain't shit wrong with my teeth so I'll see you when I see you. Fake caring ass niggas
 
People who give preferrential treatment I don't care if you are the garbage man or the president everyone is entitled to respect... character > station
 
when my spying ass phone tells me the traffic conditions for where im about to go lol...mf you dont know my life!
i deliberately switch up and go somewhere else
 
People who's breath smell like death, misery, and consequences.

How you not know your breath smells like that?? And them be the ones who be extra when pronouncing their "H's". On some

"HHHHHHEY IP360. HHHHHow are YOOOOOUUUUHHHH..."

"...MUTHAFUCCA AIN'T NO "H" IN "YOU"! YO YUKMOUT AZZZ DOING THAT SHYT ON PURPOSE!!!"

I had a ex-coworker who's mouth looked like raw sewage, with the breath to match. Breath so bad, you can have your back turned to this muthafucca, be 3ft away, AND STILL smell that shyt!!

Smh
 
When somebody brings donuts or some snack to work and there's always that one motherfucker (who's on a diet) that will cut one in half.
 
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Seeing parents out here in this cold azzz weather, and not having their kids covered up.

It's 30 degrees outside and dropping, but these muthafuccas got their kids walkin around with NO coat and NO hats on their heads! Then they wonder why these kids get sick!
 
Seeing parents out here in this cold azzz weather, and not having their kids covered up.

It's 30 degrees outside and dropping, but these muthafuccas got their kids walkin around with NO coat and NO hats on their heads! Then they wonder why these kids get sick!

My Indian neighbors (which is nearly all my neighbors) are notorious for this shit. They have absolutely no understanding of what it means to dress for the cold. I seen one of their kids making a snow angel while wearing a coat and shorts.
 
Motherfuckers that push the lock button on the keyless entry remotes three thousand times making their horns go off. If I can hear it, you can hear it! IT'S LOCKED!
 
I dunno if i said this b4 or not...muthafuccas who argue just argue.

How you waking up at the azzz crack of dawn, and the 1st thing you wanna do b4 washing yo azzz, is beefing wit someone?? Really. That's how you wanna start the day?

People need to start being thankful they lived to see another day.
 
If you are a fucking dentist or have aspirations of being a dentist....... let me tell you something "Don't be calling my fucking crib every 6 months trying to get me to spend unnecessary money for a checkup. Ain't shit wrong with my teeth so I'll see you when I see you. Fake caring ass niggas


Aye, speakin' of dentist, I got legit beef w/ their (dental) assistants. When I go in for a pre cleaning or a deep cleaning and they get to scrapin' and pickin' w/ their picks/probes and say "You look pretty good but u might need to floss more b/c there's slight bleeding... blah, blah, blah. "

Nah Hoe, the reason I'm outchea bleeding is b/c your intentionally stabbing my gums over and over with a blunt metal sickle! The hell you think was gonna happen clown! I should come out this chair and put you in a Full Nelson then DDT yo fuck ass!! Shit is irritating!
 
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