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Teacher Chronicles:

During dismissal today, a kid decides he wants to shout out, "who the FUCK is _______?"

I made the entire class stop in the stairwell and gave that person a chance to come clean....already knowing who's voice that was. Well, the one kid I knew did it, literally ran out the building, past my other HR teacher, thinking I couldn't do anything to him once he was gone.

Doesn't he know I have access to his parents' info? If he didn't he'll find out tonight, I'm sure. I called his pops, and informed him of all of it.

Kids really aren't smart as deducing this things. Like, why would you do some shit, knowing you gotta come back the VERY NEXT DAY, or knowing I can get your parents on the horn before you even get home?

Whatever ass beatings and/or punishments may (or may not, who knows) befallen him today, he earned it. He needs to learn:

1) You don't leave the building till I dismiss you.

2) You ain't grown, so them words shouldn't be in your vocab.

Oh well.
 
IP360 said:
Steak...Pizza...Reeses...Cheese...aka...the 4 Food Horsemen of the ABW Apocalypse.

Nothin good comes from an ABW discussion pertaining to those 4 items.
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Chi-Town B said:
In some fashion @Inori seem to always be in the mix
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lol but nah piss off I just be leaving comments like the rest of yall leather shoe steak eatin... deep dish lasagna "pizza" havin.. reeses eatin... unmelted cheese ass niggas

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Mister B. said:
Teacher Chronicles:

During dismissal today, a kid decides he wants to shout out, "who the FUCK is _______?"

I made the entire class stop in the stairwell and gave that person a chance to come clean....already knowing who's voice that was. Well, the one kid I knew did it, literally ran out the building, past my other HR teacher, thinking I couldn't do anything to him once he was gone.

Doesn't he know I have access to his parents' info? If he didn't he'll find out tonight, I'm sure. I called his pops, and informed him of all of it.

Kids really aren't smart as deducing this things. Like, why would you do some shit, knowing you gotta come back the VERY NEXT DAY, or knowing I can get your parents on the horn before you even get home?

Whatever ass beatings and/or punishments may (or may not, who knows) befallen him today, he earned it. He needs to learn:

1) You don't leave the building till I dismiss you.

2) You ain't grown, so them words shouldn't be in your vocab.

Oh well.
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What grade you teach, B? I have 4th grade in my mind...but I might've just made that up on my own, cuz I legit do that sometimes.
 
Mister B. said:
Teacher Chronicles:

During dismissal today, a kid decides he wants to shout out, "who the FUCK is _______?"

I made the entire class stop in the stairwell and gave that person a chance to come clean....already knowing who's voice that was. Well, the one kid I knew did it, literally ran out the building, past my other HR teacher, thinking I couldn't do anything to him once he was gone.

Doesn't he know I have access to his parents' info? If he didn't he'll find out tonight, I'm sure. I called his pops, and informed him of all of it.

Kids really aren't smart as deducing this things. Like, why would you do some shit, knowing you gotta come back the VERY NEXT DAY, or knowing I can get your parents on the horn before you even get home?

Whatever ass beatings and/or punishments may (or may not, who knows) befallen him today, he earned it. He needs to learn:

1) You don't leave the building till I dismiss you.

2) You ain't grown, so them words shouldn't be in your vocab.

Oh well.
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Meanwhile you on the internet telling niggas to "eat dicks" over basketball. Can't cut him no slack huh?

If that boy and his parents only knew...
 
ZMaKEa said:
Swung by the nursing home today.

My friend had a hickey on his neck. He's 80 years old. Said a friend gave it to him, no teeth.

Brazy.

I wanna ask him what old pussy feel like.
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Old folks in the nursing home be getting it in. When my aunt died a couple years back my uncle had about 3 or 4 ladies who lived in the same assisted living facility shooting they shot not too long after my aunt was buried.
 
You know what’s annoying to me

Asking/begging for representation from white companies when it comes to movies.

Its sooooo many black films that are made every year with black folks written by black folks but a loud part of the company rather talk about being put in the white ones
 
illestni99ainne said:
So this was just chilling by my car when I went to go pick up my daughter from school I about jumped out my skin lol
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Name Things Worse Than Dead Remote Control Batteries

I just went a few days with dead remote control batteries. I kept forgetting to buy them. And then when I remembered, it was late at night, so I put it off until the next day. My TV is hooked up to cable so there's no way to change the channel without the remote. What could be worse?
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When I was a kid watching power rangers..I used to think..”man, I bet Rita pussy is fiyah”..

she made my monster grow
 
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