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I've only had raising canes once in my life...and I IMMEDIATELY understood the obsession.

The ones down here taste like the chicken was microwaved

The sauce is above average.

the chicken is meh but it’s always a thick piece of meat and don’t have to worry about it being over fried.

I guess it’s the consistency?

It’s thousand island dressing plus another ingredient I can’t identify…mid lol
 
This one time when I was in college, I asked this girl out. I had it in the bag man, when I asked her out she said she didn’t know who I was, and her friend was like girl you don’t know, that Zack. She said yes, all I had to do was be normal for one night…

To start off..when I picked her up, I felt an uncontrollable urge to tell her the funny thing that happen to me at the cvs when I picked up condoms before picking her up..

Then..when we got there to see meet the Fockers, another uncontrollable urge to make a porn joke. I told her..”this is meet the fockers? I thought you said meet the fuckers, this ain’t a porno?”

the ticket taker died laughing..the date was not amused
 
Swung by the nursing home today.

My friend had a hickey on his neck. He's 80 years old. Said a friend gave it to him, no teeth.

Brazy.

I wanna ask him what old pussy feel like.
My neighbor’s father is in a nursing home, she say they be doing a lot of fucking in there… That shit threw me off..
 

Half a cup ketchup and what kind of sauce?

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This one time when I was in college, I asked this girl out. I had it in the bag man, when I asked her out she said she didn’t know who I was, and her friend was like girl you don’t know, that Zack. She said yes, all I had to do was be normal for one night…

To start off..when I picked her up, I felt an uncontrollable urge to tell her the funny thing that happen to me at the cvs when I picked up condoms before picking her up..

Then..when we got there to see meet the Fockers, another uncontrollable urge to make a porn joke. I told her..”this is meet the fockers? I thought you said meet the fuckers, this ain’t a porno?”

the ticket taker died laughing..the date was not amused

Why are you like this?
 
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