When I was a kid watching power rangers..I used to think..”man, I bet Rita pussy is fiyah”..
she made my monster grow
So this was just chilling by my car when I went to go pick up my daughter from school I about jumped out my skin lol
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Raising Cane’s is TRASH man I’ll never get the obsession…sauce is mid too
Raising Cane’s is TRASH man I’ll never get the obsession…sauce is mid too
I've only had raising canes once in my life...and I IMMEDIATELY understood the obsession.
The sauce is above average.
the chicken is meh but it’s always a thick piece of meat and don’t have to worry about it being over fried.
I guess it’s the consistency?
The ones down here taste like the chicken was microwaved
It’s thousand island dressing plus another ingredient I can’t identify…mid lol
Wendy’s cookies are fire
My neighbor’s father is in a nursing home, she say they be doing a lot of fucking in there… That shit threw me off..Swung by the nursing home today.
My friend had a hickey on his neck. He's 80 years old. Said a friend gave it to him, no teeth.
Brazy.
I wanna ask him what old pussy feel like.
Wendy’s burgers has got so damn small
I got a backnator a few weeks ago and that bitch was tiny.
I live in fucking Nebraska. Has to be somebody’s petYou live in Florida?
Oh this was the final death knell. Mr Froggy almost got loose and I had a stick but before I could do anything that snake was on it in a flash. I triedLol..looking like “so..so.,you just gone stand there and let this happen?”
This one time when I was in college, I asked this girl out. I had it in the bag man, when I asked her out she said she didn’t know who I was, and her friend was like girl you don’t know, that Zack. She said yes, all I had to do was be normal for one night…
To start off..when I picked her up, I felt an uncontrollable urge to tell her the funny thing that happen to me at the cvs when I picked up condoms before picking her up..
Then..when we got there to see meet the Fockers, another uncontrollable urge to make a porn joke. I told her..”this is meet the fockers? I thought you said meet the fuckers, this ain’t a porno?”
the ticket taker died laughing..the date was not amused