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5 Grand said:
I'm 47 and let me tell ya, it's all downhill from 35.

Your body starts falling apart in ways you never imagined. The worst part is when your teeth start falling out.

I predict over the next 10 years you'll lose half of your teeth and have to get them replaced.

And it doesn't have to do anything with how often you brush, floss or go to the dentist. They just fall out one at a time.


And if you're Black you'll probably get diabetes and have to stop eating sugar. I learned the hard way. When my blood sugar goes up my vision gets blurry and I feel like I have pins and needles sticking into my feet.
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this nigga lowkey retarded
 
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5 Grand said:
I'm 47 and let me tell ya, it's all downhill from 35.

Your body starts falling apart in ways you never imagined. The worst part is when your teeth start falling out.

I predict over the next 10 years you'll lose half of your teeth and have to get them replaced.

And it doesn't have to do anything with how often you brush, floss or go to the dentist. They just fall out one at a time.


And if you're Black you'll probably get diabetes and have to stop eating sugar. I learned the hard way. When my blood sugar goes up my vision gets blurry and I feel like I have pins and needles sticking into my feet.
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Old Man Cain said:
Sorry to hear that homie but you old niggas need to let them young boys have those flag football and basketball because truth be told.................................


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OG I felt like I still had a few good years left 😂
 
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5 Grand said:
I'm 47 and let me tell ya, it's all downhill from 35.

Your body starts falling apart in ways you never imagined. The worst part is when your teeth start falling out.

I predict over the next 10 years you'll lose half of your teeth and have to get them replaced.

And it doesn't have to do anything with how often you brush, floss or go to the dentist. They just fall out one at a time.


And if you're Black you'll probably get diabetes and have to stop eating sugar. I learned the hard way. When my blood sugar goes up my vision gets blurry and I feel like I have pins and needles sticking into my feet.
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Today in oddly specific news

Ole Dawn of the Dead over here can't hold it together face fallin off vision blurry

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BDP™️ said:
Just came from my MRI follow up…

Complete ACL tear and partial meniscus tear…

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Damn, my nigga. Sorry to hear that. I been there. Tore my shit my senior year in hs. Fucked up my whole year. Basketball season included. Shit ain’t been the same since.

Hope your shit heals up quick.

I’m still considering whether or not I wanna use this opportunity to make some sort of joke about how ya knee ligaments are apparently as soft as your alma mater.

But I dunno. I’m feeling compassionate today kinda so maybe I’ll chill. Haven’t decided yet.

Is it ok to joke with you and your ligaments - or what’s left of them - today?

Let me know.
 
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mryounggun said:
Damn, my nigga. Sorry to hear that. I been there. Tore my shit my senior year in hs. Fucked up my whole year. Basketball season included. Shit ain’t been the same since.

Hope your shit heals up quick.

I’m still considering whether or not I wanna use this opportunity to make some sort of joke about how ya knee ligaments are apparently as soft as your alma mater.

But I dunno. I’m feeling compassionate today kinda so maybe I’ll chill. Haven’t decided yet.

Is it ok to joke with you and your ligaments - or what’s left of them - today?

Let me know.
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Lmaoooo

TBH I expected this to turn into a roast thread

yall niggas reall dun growed up out chea
 
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Big_Ev said:
Yo stop playing...lol
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5 Grand said:
@mryounggun

Two things


1. Being "Gay" doesn't have to do with sexual preference. The word for a man that is attracted to other men is "homosexual". The word "Gay" means that you have senses that ordinary men do not have. Gay men have to eat foods that make them attracted to other men to have those extra senses. If they do not eat those foods than they will not be attracted to other men. Another thing to consider is that if those Gay men do not eat those foods, they will not have the extra senses, nor will they be attracted to men.

Ordinary men, who are not Gay, don't really know what being Gay means.


I'll explain it.


Being Gay means that if you eat certain foods (pork, liver and sour milk) and take certain drugs (cocaine and ghb) you can "throw your voice" or "think out loud" and certain people will hear it but others won't. A Gay man and a woman can stand across the room from each other and communicate without speaking. They can hear what each other are thinking while the other people in the room hear nothing. That's why women tend to have Gay friends, or why Gay men and women seem to stick together.

Being Gay also means that you can tell if another man is lying or telling the truth. If a Gay man eats pork, liver, and sour milk and takes cocaine and ghb he can see horns on another man that is lying (like the devil) or see a halo on another man if he is telling the truth (like an angel). But when he eats those foods it makes him attracted to men.

If that Gay man goes around knocking people out and raping them (wrestling) he will get castrated and lose the ability to tell if another man is lying or telling the truth. A Gay man that gets castrated is called, "a faggot". He is no longer a Gay man because he cannot tell if another man is lying or telling the truth. A Gay man and a faggot have a different set of senses. They are not the same. A faggot can still communicate with women without talking, but he cannot tell if somebody is lying or telling the truth. A Gay man and a faggot used to be the same, but the faggot went around knocking people out or drugging people with scopolamine and kidnapping them and got castrated - he isn't Gay anymore.

Gay men can also communicate with 5% of men called "Pimps". A Pimp sees a trace on most men before they move. But they themselves do not make a trace or a trail. When a pimp gets castrated he loses the ability to see a trace on other men but he still does not make a trace or a trail. Also, when a Pimp gets castrated, he can still communicate with Gay men, but when a Gay man gets castrated he can no longer communicate with the Pimp.

2. In male prisons the Blacks stay with the Blacks, the Whites stay with the Whites and the Latinos stay with the Latinos. In female prisons there is no racial segregation. In female prisons you can sit at whatever lunch table you like regardless of race.

That proves that, regardless of socioeconomic status, race is a concept that is more important to men than women. Women don't really care about race, they think more in terms of gender. Men are the architects of racism.
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