Lying about your money and job

[Don Dada]

I am dating two chick right now.. one I say I am a cop and to The other one that I am a C.O leader at a prisen. Wrong or right?,

I am 34 years old so I fel stupid but it works getting laid

 

[Don Dada]

I also brag about big money but I have like $2000

 

[konceptjones]

34 and lying to get pussy???

 

[Big Lurko]

34 and lying to get pussy???

But if it works....

 

[konceptjones]

But if it works....

it's still wack. At that age you really shouldn't need to lie to the hoes to get pussy.

 

[Englishdude]

You work with retards who beat you up monthly, guess you’re getting outta town pussy? Cus everyone in your local vicinity gunna know you’re a joke.

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

34 and lying to get pussy???

when I seen this I automatically heard the music they play to go to the next skit for the Eric Andre show in my head.

lmao

 

[loud-ninja]

A lot of people lie to get sex but it usually comes back on them. What possible scenario could you even think this is right?

 

[Duwop]

They clearly don't care.... So you're lying for yourself. Not for them.

 

[Pachá12]

I try to keep my job and income out the convo as much as possible.

If I can afford the date, accomadation and action, dont worry about the recipe

 

[Achewon87]

"I got no game, it's just some bitches understand my story..."

 

[Don Dada]

"I got no game, it's just some bitches understand my story..."

I love that Nas QUOTE. I sometimrs think about that one..not gonna lie

 

[Sony Montana]

34 and lying to get pussy???

Ppl do this into their 40s lol

 

[Big Lurko]

Ppl do this into their 40s lol

Man listen....these broads lie to get dick as soon as they leave the crib with a face full of makeup and a hair hat. Some will even wear corsets to make that dress look even more appealing. Breast implants, ass injections etc.

Guys it time to look at ourselves as the prize! Alil white lie never hurt nobody so lie to them hoes if they need to feel better about giving you the pussy on the first night. These stuck up bougie chicks be living in section 8!

I support you don dada if nobody else does!

NOW WHOSE WITH ME!?

 

[T. Sanford]

Imma independent pharmacist tech

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

 

[Meeks]

I think this is hilarious because what?
You must work at Family Dollar as the manager lol because why are you lying?

 

[Rubato]

You must work at Family Dollar as the manager

Manager? Lmfao

 

[Meeks]

Manager? Lmfao

Word, that’s where he thinks a bit highly of himself because of that role but not enough lmao

 

[Rubato]

Word, that’s where he thinks a bit highly of himself because of that role but not enough lmao

He don’t need to be in no position of power regardless of how small lol