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I saw it,Spoiler Free review: It could've been better written but the fight scenes are some of the best ever. The fatalities are great,Kung Lao and Kabal are dope. And Sub-Zero could be one of the best villains in film history,the way they wrote him in this movie he was like a Horror villain. I would definitely pay money to see a Sub-Zero horror film. If you're a fan of the games you'll like the movie but they condensed a lot in. And Cole Young wasn't needed but he wasn't terrible,the writer said the studio made them add a new character smh.
Cole Young's power was getting his ass whooped LOL,somebody has got to stop these WB executives.

Cole Young was useless and unnecessary. Every fight he was in, someone bailed his Ass out at the last min.

Then again, he is a washed-up MMA Fighter, so I can't be too surprised at his Poop-Butt fisticuffs. What did surprise me was the fact that Liu Kang and Kung Lao looked like more well-known Hong Kong Action Stars:

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Liu Kang looks like Daniel Wu's little Brother in the middle of his transformation into his little Sister, and Kung Lao looks like Xing Yu's little Brother, who's been in quite a few Donnie Yen flicks, like "IP Man", "Flashpoint", and "Kung Fu Killer". I just found out that he's a 32nd Generation Shaolin Monk.

Here's a few of his fight scenes. To be honest, they need his Ass in one of these Sequels:

Flashpoint



The Wrath of Vajra



Master Z: IP Man Legacy (peep Grandmaster--yep, I said it--Michelle Yeoh's skillz in this shit. Seeing that she'll be featured in the "Shang Chi" flick is going to be EPIC!)



Milena had the yams on poke. Smash no head tho because that mouth is a no go









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Yoooooo........

when she was 1st introduced into the Movie and they had that backshot of her, I damn near jumped outta my chair......

......then I damn near stopped the Movie.......

.......then I damn near rewound it BACK to that scene.

That Grill is HELLA HURT, though. Looking like she got a bad case of Death Breath, I'm taking that ATROCIOUS HALITOSIS. I'm definitely not slobbing her down or blowing her Gums out anytime soon, just str8 backshots with her Face in the Pillow while I'm riding that Ass like Don Quixote into the Sunset.
 
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