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[Dwayne]

LMAO

i was just about to say that's your area of the woods

9/10, if some funny shit happens, its gonna be from where Haf is from lol

the 1/10 times it will be from where Lea and I are from

NOLA dont get no love?


You see, thats why we be hesitant to claim the rest of yall.

 

[Goldie]

Its all love fam.

Might need a thread where jokes aint allowed and we can talk about shit like that

lol i'm just talkin shit. I'm probably the most mentally fucked up nigga on here, i'll make a joke at a nigga's funeral.

 

[AP4.0]

NOLA dont get no love?


You see, thats why we be hesitant to claim the rest of yall.

was trying to give ya'll a break

ya'll been through enough

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

Louisiana beef?

 

[AP4.0]

Louisiana beef?

in public?? nah

behind the scenes??

 

[Sky Davis]

lol i'm just talkin shit. I'm probably the most mentally fucked up nigga on here, i'll make a joke at a nigga's funeral.

Did you hear the story Damon Wayans told on the breakfast club about him and his brothers at a funeral and Keenan made a joke? Lmao

 

[Goldie]

Did you hear the story Damon Wayans told on the breakfast club about him and his brothers at a funeral and Keenan made a joke? Lmao

lol nah, drop the link when u get a chance.

 

[Dwayne]

@Goldie

Instead of the only the still smiles can you incorporate GIFs?

 

[Goldie]

@Goldie

Instead of the only the still smiles can you incorporate GIFs?

I could but the loading time for them shits would probably take a min.

 

[Dwayne]

I could but the loading time for them shits would probably take a min.

:scust1:

 

[Goldie]

Better yet, there's an addon I can add to the site where yall can search for giphy gifs on ABW.

 

[Sky Davis]

lol nah, drop the link when u get a chance.

I just watched an entire interview and I can’t find it lol

It might be marlon but marlon been on the breakfast club 4x in a year (wtf) lol and that’s too much to sift through.


Long story short he said that Keenan, Damon, Shawn, and marlon were at a funeral and the funeral was for a guy who died I think in a motorcycle accident or just that he loved motorcycles. So his woman buried him wearing his motorcycle jacket and white T and jeans and boots


So when all 4 brothers was up there looking at the casket, keenan was like “tsk.......I don’t know if heaven got a dress code or anything but....I don’t think this nigga getting in” then they all start laughing lol

 

[The Lonious Monk]

So Ben Shapiro said that the Civil War was the national apology for slavery and then counted the Confederate soldier (i.e., the people dying to keep slavery) as part of the number that died giving that apology.



How is it that comedians can get run through the ringer for telling jokes, but assholes like Shapiro can say the craziest shit passing it off as serious commentary and get away with it?

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

Yo these chicks at the j nasty as fuck

 

[🌊City]

Dumbest shit in the world

Bet he still wondering why his son doesnt respect him

 

[AZTG]

You know you fucked up when you talk yourself into taking a 3 minute nap.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Dog was having an issue today....$400.00 later I think we good ....this is what it feels like to be a parent I ll delay it as long as possible

 

[Sky Davis]

Dog was having an issue today....$400.00 later I think we good ....this is what it feels like to be a parent I ll delay it as long as possible

Homie on his way out?

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Dog was having an issue today....$400.00 later I think we good ....this is what it feels like to be a parent I ll delay it as long as possible

a dog and child is COMPLETELY different im insulted by the comparison

u cant hand your dog an ipad and ignore em the rest of the day

 

[AZTG]

Speaking of ignoring dogs. Story time.

New years 2009. My girl and her fam go to the DR for new years. They had money. They ask me to watch they dog. Im like cool.

New years eve im like shit I got they whole house. Invited people over, threw the dog in the basement and locked the door.

Whole night we taking shots. Im 19, so I was drinking some trash ass smirnoff. Didnt know any better.

A few bottles later we all passed out.

Got up around noon. Head pounding. Yall remember them smirnoff hangovers? Worst pain.

I kick everyone out, dip out, get food, chill with my fam.

I remembered the dog a whole day later.

Sped to her house.

Bruh. Worst shit ever. I get there and the house is burnt down. Fire fighters there. Man I went around the block like 5 times talking about I know this aint her house.

Long story short, i make believe idk whats going on. The dog is dead. Im consoling my girl. We all like wow what a freak accident. First few days im good.

A week or so later, the investigation turns up the fact that the fire started cause something started scratching at the electrical wires in the basement. Everyone automatically knew it was the dog, and everyone came to the conclusion that I threw the dog in the basement.

Relationship ended that same day. She broke up with me and I never really saw her again.

I really liked her too but i wasnt even mad at her.