Being a nigga that wears glasses, with a sever near sighted problem, gotta be careful I don't break these shits. I'd take them off, but then shit be all blurry.
Co-sign whoever it was that mentioned fucking big girls. Had one sit on my face and muscles I never knew were there was strained for a week. Then there's the women that don't do the strangest things. One chick wouldn't let me finger her, another didn't like giving oral, when you gotta tell them no teeth, fucking when they angry trying to injure a nigga, won't let ya grab they hair, and don't uncross the legs when you tell them.
When you finally get everything right, ya'll know how to treat each other, but y'all don't fuck no more. Gotta start all over from scratch with the next one.