Lmfao, i know ive had a bunch, but there is only one that stuck with me really well.
I was playing Fight Night: Champion. Figured i would give online a try. I would beat the shit out of all my irl friends, so i figured i would be decent online.
Had a few drinks in me, jump on the mic. Searched for game and found one, and im sitting there talking shit to the dude who doesnt have a mic just fucking around. Like 10 seconds before the fights about to start, dude jumps on the mic like "YOU"RE ABOUT TO DO WHAT?!?! MOTHERFUCKER IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU SO BAD YOUR GRANDMA'S GOING TO CALL YOU ASKING WHAT'S WRONG!!!"
It was totally unexpected so i start dying laughing. Fight starts.
Fucking fight doesnt last all but maybe 20 seconds. I was able to get a hook on him, but he pulls off a combo like i've never seen before and the last punch was a haymaker, knocks me out cold. Doesnt do a countdown or anything, just knocked the fuck out. So dude proceeds to continue talking shit to me but i couldnt even say anything.