What's The Pettiest Thing You've Ever Done To An Ex?

[Sam Crooke]

Not when he thinks it's going to another man.

True... hmm just think tho if he did have a girl and she picked up tha phone and saw that too... ether

 

[Eartha Clit]

It was my baby daddy and it was around the time when we were breaking up every week. If he did have a gf, I wouldn't had cared. I looked amazing.

 

[Sam Crooke]

It was my baby daddy and it was around the time when we were breaking up every week. If he did have a gf, I wouldn't had cared. I looked amazing.

U still look amazing tho.... see I can simp if I wanted too... but enuff of that. I ain't no simp

 

[Old Man Cain]

Brought another chick to her bday party..........That didn't go over so well :(

 

[Eartha Clit]

U still look amazing tho.... see I can simp if I wanted too... but enuff of that. I ain't no simp

I know you're not a simp sugar plum.

 

[Sam Crooke]

Brought another chick to her bday party..........That didn't go over so we'll :(

Who's party was it tho?

 

[Sam Crooke]

I know you're not a simp sugar plum.

Ain't no sugar daddy either...:idkb2: or did you just call me sweet

 

[Eartha Clit]

Ain't no sugar daddy either...:idkb2: or did you just call me sweet

I got my own bread. I said sugar PLUM not daddy.

 

[Old Man Cain]

Who's party was it tho?

It was hers. Her I dated for a minute but things went South. She was like I know we're not together but I would like for you to come to my party. So I did

 

[MissK]

Brought another chick to her bday party..........That didn't go over so we'll :(

Damn, you ain't shit for this :(

 

[Reesey]

Brought another chick to her bday party..........That didn't go over so we'll :(

It was hers. Her I dated for a minute but things went South. She was like I know we're not together but I would like for you to come to my party. So I did

That's White folk for you. Cause an African would know better.

 

[Race Jones]

Talking about a situation on fb was very petty. I didnt say a name but they knew in both cases. Wont do it again

 

[Race Jones]

The only petty thing I did to an ex was try to fuck their cousin.

I was obsessed with my first. Like full fledged obsessed.
and he dumped me out the blue one day and got with another chick.
I was seething. I loved this nigga, he took my virginity, like my whole shit and now he wants to bounce?!!
fuck that.
so his cousin kept liking my pics on Myspace one day, so I slid up in them DMs :lurkin:

We started chatting and he was telling me about how he felt bad that me and his cousin weren't together anymore
and Im like "yeah, its tough, I cant eat, I cant sleep, my life is in shambles":jordan:
so then Im like "you need to make me feel better"

now Im 17 years old and his fine ass cousin is 23.
so you know how niggas are at that age...
Dick is always at attention.
Pussy always on the brain.
ALWAYS TRAINED TO GO!!!!
Butttttt this is his cousin, so I know his wheels are turning ---weighing his options.
so 30 minutes go by and Im at the computer like: :sayword:
then finally he says
"Come over tomorrow and Ill cheer you up"

so Im like YESSS IM ABOUT TO GET THAT DICK, IM GOING TO DO SOME REAL NASTY SHIT,
IM GOING TO RIDE HIS PELVIS TO DUST, IM GOING TO SUCK HIM BLIND.


So Boom the next day Im in last period just thinking about all things I'm about to do to this nigga.
His cousin tried to play me and now Im about to get this nigga back. The biggest get back of my life. :salute:
Im counting down the minutes on the clock, I'm ready, I gargled twice that day, I did my kegels.
My pussy is ready, lil ceaser hot and ready.
Bell rings and I race out that Mfer

Im on the bus before everybody.

so Boom this nigga lives on the other side of town, so I have to catch a couple of buses to get to him.
so finally I reach his house and he greats me at the door in his "chill clothes"
and that dick print is poking and Im like "heyyyy" :really?:

so first he starts offering me something to eat and tries to make small talk
and im like "yeah yeah nigga"... I only came for one thing.

So I grab his hand and lead him upstairs.

I push him on the bed and start kissing him real hard.
Hes looking all shocked because even tho Im young ass shit, Ive been doing my googles, Ive been watching BET uncut, HBO Real sex and porn.
Im about to fuck this nigga like a grown woman.

so we kissing and his taking off my bra and Im grabbing on his dick
and now we really getting into it, then I pull down his shorts and begin sucking his dick.
Hes going crazy, I mean crazy, I'm like "you good boo" :orly:

so I continue to make this nigga squirm, I start going in fr fr head just bobbing



hes moaning and cussing real loud
and then out of nowhere his door swings open just as hes bussing
and im like


and there stands his fucking MOMMMAAAAAAAAAA
This big ass woman...I mean she had to be like 6'1, 350 lbs+ with huge ass breast and locs down to her back

Im like:


shes like "WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!! DJ I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP THIS HOUSE AND TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT THE FRIDGADALE AND YOU IN HERE FUCKING SOME CHICK!! ....IN MY HOUSE!!"

in my head I'm like: fridgeadale? what the fuck is a fridgeadale...does she mean refrigerator? :orly2:



and hes like "momma Im so sorry, I didnt know you would be home this early"

and she says "IT DONT MATTER WHAT TIME I GET HOME THERE SHOULD BE NO GIRLS IN THIS HOUSE SUCKING ON YOUR PISSY ASS"



so Im rushing trying to put my clothes on. Im grabbing any and everything, clothes that weren't even mine, Im so nervous at this point...cant think straight, tripping over shit and shes like "HURRY UP AND GET OUT MY HOUSE!!!!"
Im like "Sure thing ma'am, no problem"

I turned into a white chick so fucking fast just then. I got my Applecare voice on like "Sorry ma'am.... I am so sorry...I never meant to do something so unsavory in your house, gosh... youre such a hardworking woman and you dont deserve to come home to frozen chicken and unclean house"

shes like:
:scust1:

and hes looking at me like:
:disnig:


So Im like: ....yeah I guess Ill see myself out





so my plan had been foiled.
My ex ended up finding out and called me weeks later and cussed me out and told me I was dumb as rocks
His cousin ended up going into the military months later and sadly his mom died a few years back.

needless to say, that was my last attempt at "revenge."

 

[Remedy]

The only petty thing I did to an ex was try to fuck their cousin.

I was obsessed with my first. Like full fledged obsessed.
and he dumped me out the blue one day and got with another chick.
I was seething. I loved this nigga, he took my virginity, like my whole shit and now he wants to bounce?!!
fuck that.
so his cousin kept liking my pics on Myspace one day, so I slid up in them DMs :lurkin:

We started chatting and he was telling me about how he felt bad that me and his cousin weren't together anymore
and Im like "yeah, its tough, I cant eat, I cant sleep, my life is in shambles":jordan:
so then Im like "you need to make me feel better"

now Im 17 years old and his fine ass cousin is 23.
so you know how niggas are at that age...
Dick is always at attention.
Pussy always on the brain.
ALWAYS TRAINED TO GO!!!!
Butttttt this is his cousin, so I know his wheels are turning ---weighing his options.
so 30 minutes go by and Im at the computer like: :sayword:
then finally he says
"Come over tomorrow and Ill cheer you up"

so Im like YESSS IM ABOUT TO GET THAT DICK, IM GOING TO DO SOME REAL NASTY SHIT,
IM GOING TO RIDE HIS PELVIS TO DUST, IM GOING TO SUCK HIM BLIND.
View attachment 4789

So Boom the next day Im in last period just thinking about all things I'm about to do to this nigga.
His cousin tried to play me and now Im about to get this nigga back. The biggest get back of my life. :salute:
Im counting down the minutes on the clock, I'm ready, I gargled twice that day, I did my kegels.
My pussy is ready, lil ceaser hot and ready.
Bell rings and I race out that Mfer

Im on the bus before everybody.

so Boom this nigga lives on the other side of town, so I have to catch a couple of buses to get to him.
so finally I reach his house and he greats me at the door in his "chill clothes"
and that dick print is poking and Im like "heyyyy" :really?:

so first he starts offering me something to eat and tries to make small talk
and im like "yeah yeah nigga"... I only came for one thing.

So I grab his hand and lead him upstairs.

I push him on the bed and start kissing him real hard.
Hes looking all shocked because even tho Im young ass shit, Ive been doing my googles, Ive been watching BET uncut, HBO Real sex and porn.
Im about to fuck this nigga like a grown woman.

so we kissing and his taking off my bra and Im grabbing on his dick
and now we really getting into it, then I pull down his shorts and begin sucking his dick.
Hes going crazy, I mean crazy, I'm like "you good boo" :orly:

so I continue to make this nigga squirm, I start going in fr fr head just bobbing

View attachment 4795

hes moaning and cussing real loud
and then out of nowhere his door swings open just as hes bussing
and im like
View attachment 4791

and there stands his fucking MOMMMAAAAAAAAAA
This big ass woman...I mean she had to be like 6'1, 350 lbs+ with huge ass breast and locs down to her back

Im like:View attachment 4793


shes like "WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!! DJ I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP THIS HOUSE AND TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT THE FRIDGADALE AND YOU IN HERE FUCKING SOME CHICK!! ....IN MY HOUSE!!"View attachment 4794

in my head I'm like: fridgeadale? what the fuck is a fridgeadale...does she mean refrigerator? :orly2:



and hes like "momma Im so sorry, I didnt know you would be home this early"

and she says "IT DONT MATTER WHAT TIME I GET HOME THERE SHOULD BE NO GIRLS IN THIS HOUSE SUCKING ON YOUR PISSY ASS"View attachment 4794



so Im rushing trying to put my clothes on. Im grabbing any and everything, clothes that weren't even mine, Im so nervous at this point...cant think straight, tripping over shit and shes like "HURRY UP AND GET OUT MY HOUSE!!!!"View attachment 4794
Im like "Sure thing ma'am, no problem"

I turned into a white chick so fucking fast just then. I got my Applecare voice on like "Sorry ma'am.... I am so sorry...I never meant to do something so unsavory in your house, gosh... youre such a hardworking woman and you dont deserve to come home to frozen chicken and an unclean house"

shes like:
:scust1:

and hes looking at me like:
:disnig:


So Im like: ....yeah I guess Ill see myself out

View attachment 4792



so my plan had been foiled.
My ex ended up finding out and called me weeks later and cussed me out and told me I was dumb as rocks
His cousin ended up going into the military months later and sadly his mom died a few years back.

needless to say, that was my last attempt at "revenge."

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

 

[IP360]

The only petty thing I did to an ex was try to fuck their cousin.

I was obsessed with my first. Like full fledged obsessed.
and he dumped me out the blue one day and got with another chick.
I was seething. I loved this nigga, he took my virginity, like my whole shit and now he wants to bounce?!!
fuck that.
so his cousin kept liking my pics on Myspace one day, so I slid up in them DMs :lurkin:

We started chatting and he was telling me about how he felt bad that me and his cousin weren't together anymore
and Im like "yeah, its tough, I cant eat, I cant sleep, my life is in shambles":jordan:
so then Im like "you need to make me feel better"

now Im 17 years old and his fine ass cousin is 23.
so you know how niggas are at that age...
Dick is always at attention.
Pussy always on the brain.
ALWAYS TRAINED TO GO!!!!
Butttttt this is his cousin, so I know his wheels are turning ---weighing his options.
so 30 minutes go by and Im at the computer like: :sayword:
then finally he says
"Come over tomorrow and Ill cheer you up"

so Im like YESSS IM ABOUT TO GET THAT DICK, IM GOING TO DO SOME REAL NASTY SHIT,
IM GOING TO RIDE HIS PELVIS TO DUST, IM GOING TO SUCK HIM BLIND.
View attachment 4789

So Boom the next day Im in last period just thinking about all things I'm about to do to this nigga.
His cousin tried to play me and now Im about to get this nigga back. The biggest get back of my life. :salute:
Im counting down the minutes on the clock, I'm ready, I gargled twice that day, I did my kegels.
My pussy is ready, lil ceaser hot and ready.
Bell rings and I race out that Mfer

Im on the bus before everybody.

so Boom this nigga lives on the other side of town, so I have to catch a couple of buses to get to him.
so finally I reach his house and he greats me at the door in his "chill clothes"
and that dick print is poking and Im like "heyyyy" :really?:

so first he starts offering me something to eat and tries to make small talk
and im like "yeah yeah nigga"... I only came for one thing.

So I grab his hand and lead him upstairs.

I push him on the bed and start kissing him real hard.
Hes looking all shocked because even tho Im young ass shit, Ive been doing my googles, Ive been watching BET uncut, HBO Real sex and porn.
Im about to fuck this nigga like a grown woman.

so we kissing and his taking off my bra and Im grabbing on his dick
and now we really getting into it, then I pull down his shorts and begin sucking his dick.
Hes going crazy, I mean crazy, I'm like "you good boo" :orly:

so I continue to make this nigga squirm, I start going in fr fr head just bobbing

View attachment 4795

hes moaning and cussing real loud
and then out of nowhere his door swings open just as hes bussing
and im like
View attachment 4791

and there stands his fucking MOMMMAAAAAAAAAA
This big ass woman...I mean she had to be like 6'1, 350 lbs+ with huge ass breast and locs down to her back

Im like:View attachment 4793


shes like "WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!! DJ I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP THIS HOUSE AND TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT THE FRIDGADALE AND YOU IN HERE FUCKING SOME CHICK!! ....IN MY HOUSE!!"View attachment 4794

in my head I'm like: fridgeadale? what the fuck is a fridgeadale...does she mean refrigerator? :orly2:



and hes like "momma Im so sorry, I didnt know you would be home this early"

and she says "IT DONT MATTER WHAT TIME I GET HOME THERE SHOULD BE NO GIRLS IN THIS HOUSE SUCKING ON YOUR PISSY ASS"View attachment 4794



so Im rushing trying to put my clothes on. Im grabbing any and everything, clothes that weren't even mine, Im so nervous at this point...cant think straight, tripping over shit and shes like "HURRY UP AND GET OUT MY HOUSE!!!!"View attachment 4794
Im like "Sure thing ma'am, no problem"

I turned into a white chick so fucking fast just then. I got my Applecare voice on like "Sorry ma'am.... I am so sorry...I never meant to do something so unsavory in your house, gosh... youre such a hardworking woman and you dont deserve to come home to frozen chicken and an unclean house"

shes like:
:scust1:

and hes looking at me like:
:disnig:


So Im like: ....yeah I guess Ill see myself out

View attachment 4792



so my plan had been foiled.
My ex ended up finding out and called me weeks later and cussed me out and told me I was dumb as rocks
His cousin ended up going into the military months later and sadly his mom died a few years back.

needless to say, that was my last attempt at "revenge."

 

[Black 🖤]

The only petty thing I did to an ex was try to fuck their cousin.

I was obsessed with my first. Like full fledged obsessed.
and he dumped me out the blue one day and got with another chick.
I was seething. I loved this nigga, he took my virginity, like my whole shit and now he wants to bounce?!!
fuck that.
so his cousin kept liking my pics on Myspace one day, so I slid up in them DMs :lurkin:

We started chatting and he was telling me about how he felt bad that me and his cousin weren't together anymore
and Im like "yeah, its tough, I cant eat, I cant sleep, my life is in shambles":jordan:
so then Im like "you need to make me feel better"

now Im 17 years old and his fine ass cousin is 23.
so you know how niggas are at that age...
Dick is always at attention.
Pussy always on the brain.
ALWAYS TRAINED TO GO!!!!
Butttttt this is his cousin, so I know his wheels are turning ---weighing his options.
so 30 minutes go by and Im at the computer like: :sayword:
then finally he says
"Come over tomorrow and Ill cheer you up"

so Im like YESSS IM ABOUT TO GET THAT DICK, IM GOING TO DO SOME REAL NASTY SHIT,
IM GOING TO RIDE HIS PELVIS TO DUST, IM GOING TO SUCK HIM BLIND.
View attachment 4789

So Boom the next day Im in last period just thinking about all things I'm about to do to this nigga.
His cousin tried to play me and now Im about to get this nigga back. The biggest get back of my life. :salute:
Im counting down the minutes on the clock, I'm ready, I gargled twice that day, I did my kegels.
My pussy is ready, lil ceaser hot and ready.
Bell rings and I race out that Mfer

Im on the bus before everybody.

so Boom this nigga lives on the other side of town, so I have to catch a couple of buses to get to him.
so finally I reach his house and he greats me at the door in his "chill clothes"
and that dick print is poking and Im like "heyyyy" :really?:

so first he starts offering me something to eat and tries to make small talk
and im like "yeah yeah nigga"... I only came for one thing.

So I grab his hand and lead him upstairs.

I push him on the bed and start kissing him real hard.
Hes looking all shocked because even tho Im young ass shit, Ive been doing my googles, Ive been watching BET uncut, HBO Real sex and porn.
Im about to fuck this nigga like a grown woman.

so we kissing and his taking off my bra and Im grabbing on his dick
and now we really getting into it, then I pull down his shorts and begin sucking his dick.
Hes going crazy, I mean crazy, I'm like "you good boo" :orly:

so I continue to make this nigga squirm, I start going in fr fr head just bobbing

View attachment 4795

hes moaning and cussing real loud
and then out of nowhere his door swings open just as hes bussing
and im like
View attachment 4791

and there stands his fucking MOMMMAAAAAAAAAA
This big ass woman...I mean she had to be like 6'1, 350 lbs+ with huge ass breast and locs down to her back

Im like:View attachment 4793


shes like "WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!! DJ I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP THIS HOUSE AND TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT THE FRIDGADALE AND YOU IN HERE FUCKING SOME CHICK!! ....IN MY HOUSE!!"View attachment 4794

in my head I'm like: fridgeadale? what the fuck is a fridgeadale...does she mean refrigerator? :orly2:



and hes like "momma Im so sorry, I didnt know you would be home this early"

and she says "IT DONT MATTER WHAT TIME I GET HOME THERE SHOULD BE NO GIRLS IN THIS HOUSE SUCKING ON YOUR PISSY ASS"View attachment 4794



so Im rushing trying to put my clothes on. Im grabbing any and everything, clothes that weren't even mine, Im so nervous at this point...cant think straight, tripping over shit and shes like "HURRY UP AND GET OUT MY HOUSE!!!!"View attachment 4794
Im like "Sure thing ma'am, no problem"

I turned into a white chick so fucking fast just then. I got my Applecare voice on like "Sorry ma'am.... I am so sorry...I never meant to do something so unsavory in your house, gosh... youre such a hardworking woman and you dont deserve to come home to frozen chicken and an unclean house"

shes like:
:scust1:

and hes looking at me like:
:disnig:


So Im like: ....yeah I guess Ill see myself out

View attachment 4792



so my plan had been foiled.
My ex ended up finding out and called me weeks later and cussed me out and told me I was dumb as rocks
His cousin ended up going into the military months later and sadly his mom died a few years back.

needless to say, that was my last attempt at "revenge."

:jordan::lmao2:

 

[IP360]

Purposely got myself blocked on FB by my ex.

I knew her azzz wanted me to accept her friend request, just to see who I had on there...aka..."WHO DIS BITCH COMMENTING ON YOUR PAGE!" Hefa already broke into my phone, myspace, and emails.

At that time I had just opened a FB account, so I was new to it. When she sent her request, I knew it wasn't for good intentions. So I did what I saw others do on FB...passive aggressively dropped post about her, w/o mentioning her name.

I don't remember exactly what I posted, but it was something like "I sure hope people don't use this to snoop on other people..." Then my cousin (she knew how my ex was) commented, and it was the cherry on top.

Next thing I know, I tried to send her message, and that's when I found out she blocked me. Asked her and she texted me back "Maybe it's not a good idea we be in each other's page." Mission accomplished. I can tell she was pissed, but I just laughed.

Sometimes just to muck wit her, I'd purposely bring up shyt I see on FB. Anytime I did, her only response was "Uh huh." Then tried to move on to another topic. Lol.

 

[AP2.5]

The only petty thing I did to an ex was try to fuck their cousin.

I was obsessed with my first. Like full fledged obsessed.
and he dumped me out the blue one day and got with another chick.
I was seething. I loved this nigga, he took my virginity, like my whole shit and now he wants to bounce?!!
fuck that.
so his cousin kept liking my pics on Myspace one day, so I slid up in them DMs :lurkin:

We started chatting and he was telling me about how he felt bad that me and his cousin weren't together anymore
and Im like "yeah, its tough, I cant eat, I cant sleep, my life is in shambles":jordan:
so then Im like "you need to make me feel better"

now Im 17 years old and his fine ass cousin is 23.
so you know how niggas are at that age...
Dick is always at attention.
Pussy always on the brain.
ALWAYS TRAINED TO GO!!!!
Butttttt this is his cousin, so I know his wheels are turning ---weighing his options.
so 30 minutes go by and Im at the computer like: :sayword:
then finally he says
"Come over tomorrow and Ill cheer you up"

so Im like YESSS IM ABOUT TO GET THAT DICK, IM GOING TO DO SOME REAL NASTY SHIT,
IM GOING TO RIDE HIS PELVIS TO DUST, IM GOING TO SUCK HIM BLIND.
View attachment 4789

So Boom the next day Im in last period just thinking about all things I'm about to do to this nigga.
His cousin tried to play me and now Im about to get this nigga back. The biggest get back of my life. :salute:
Im counting down the minutes on the clock, I'm ready, I gargled twice that day, I did my kegels.
My pussy is ready, lil ceaser hot and ready.
Bell rings and I race out that Mfer

Im on the bus before everybody.

so Boom this nigga lives on the other side of town, so I have to catch a couple of buses to get to him.
so finally I reach his house and he greats me at the door in his "chill clothes"
and that dick print is poking and Im like "heyyyy" :really?:

so first he starts offering me something to eat and tries to make small talk
and im like "yeah yeah nigga"... I only came for one thing.

So I grab his hand and lead him upstairs.

I push him on the bed and start kissing him real hard.
Hes looking all shocked because even tho Im young ass shit, Ive been doing my googles, Ive been watching BET uncut, HBO Real sex and porn.
Im about to fuck this nigga like a grown woman.

so we kissing and his taking off my bra and Im grabbing on his dick
and now we really getting into it, then I pull down his shorts and begin sucking his dick.
Hes going crazy, I mean crazy, I'm like "you good boo" :orly:

so I continue to make this nigga squirm, I start going in fr fr head just bobbing

View attachment 4795

hes moaning and cussing real loud
and then out of nowhere his door swings open just as hes bussing
and im like
View attachment 4791

and there stands his fucking MOMMMAAAAAAAAAA
This big ass woman...I mean she had to be like 6'1, 350 lbs+ with huge ass breast and locs down to her back

Im like:View attachment 4793


shes like "WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!! DJ I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP THIS HOUSE AND TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT THE FRIDGADALE AND YOU IN HERE FUCKING SOME CHICK!! ....IN MY HOUSE!!"View attachment 4794

in my head I'm like: fridgeadale? what the fuck is a fridgeadale...does she mean refrigerator? :orly2:



and hes like "momma Im so sorry, I didnt know you would be home this early"

and she says "IT DONT MATTER WHAT TIME I GET HOME THERE SHOULD BE NO GIRLS IN THIS HOUSE SUCKING ON YOUR PISSY ASS"View attachment 4794



so Im rushing trying to put my clothes on. Im grabbing any and everything, clothes that weren't even mine, Im so nervous at this point...cant think straight, tripping over shit and shes like "HURRY UP AND GET OUT MY HOUSE!!!!"View attachment 4794
Im like "Sure thing ma'am, no problem"

I turned into a white chick so fucking fast just then. I got my Applecare voice on like "Sorry ma'am.... I am so sorry...I never meant to do something so unsavory in your house, gosh... youre such a hardworking woman and you dont deserve to come home to frozen chicken and an unclean house"

shes like:
:scust1:

and hes looking at me like:
:disnig:


So Im like: ....yeah I guess Ill see myself out

View attachment 4792



so my plan had been foiled.
My ex ended up finding out and called me weeks later and cussed me out and told me I was dumb as rocks
His cousin ended up going into the military months later and sadly his mom died a few years back.

needless to say, that was my last attempt at "revenge."

10/10

Would read again

So descriptive. I was thinking race was about to fuck me.

Why doesn't her post have more reactions. Easily on par with some of the IC stories in the scumbag thread.

 

[MissK]

@Race Jones

lmfaooooooooooooooo girl I am cryin!! go find a corner please and sat down.
Your story gave me all of my life

 

[Old Man Cain]

Damn, you ain't shit for this :(

That's White folk for you. Cause an African would know better.

Oh look it's the twins hating on a young playa