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TheNightKing said:
Started when I was about 8. Walked into the neighborhood convenience store, snatch and grab candy and soda. Only store in my hood though so had to get my momma some cigs the next day. Awkward.

Thousands from the major shoe store I worked at.
Stick shoes in garbage bags come back at night.
Pocket cash for shoes to help myself and the hood moms and drug dealers out.
Prop back door open and take whatever I wanted that night.
Stole a credit card once, lady came in pissed but asst mgr was in on it so he covered.
Wore clothes from the store then put them back on the rack a few days later.
My boy's crazy ass rocking the new J's a day before they dropped, had to go home after first period and change cause of the attention.

Lied on app to get a JC Penney credit card at 16 and ran it up with no intent of paying.

Never paid for fast food in high school. Had a hook-up everywhere.

My lady changed the tags on an expensive shirt when we first started dating. Love at first theft I guess, lol.

Tried to game the car leasing system by changing my SSN slightly but got caught and arrested. Had 150 hours community service but the supervisor liked me so I led her on so she'd sign off on 150 hours when I only did about 30.

That's when I became uber honest. I can barely even tell a lie now. Barely.
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And that's just what I can recall at the moment.

Oh yeah, in elementary, stole money from my great grandfather's wallet on multiple occasions to go with my friend's family to Carowinds (amusement park). He always thought it was my mom or aunts. God rest his soul.
 
I stay finessing Amazon and online retailers.

Let ups or dhl just throw my package in the bushes

"Hello Amazon, i ain't get my $200 leather boots"
 

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GOAT said:
  • Money
  • Food
  • Drink
  • Machete
  • Razor wire
  • Snow shovels
  • Weed trimmers
  • Batteries
  • Hammer
  • Screwdrivers
  • Wrenches
  • Socket set
  • Tool box
  • Razors
  • Box cutters
  • Car air freshners
  • Nuts & bolts
  • Spatulas & various kitchen utensils
  • Pyrex
  • Shower head
  • Yellow jacket attractant
  • Glue
  • Tape
  • Cleaning supplies
  • Spray paint
  • Food stamps
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Seek professional help.
 
I have this thing for going in grocery stores, grabbing a drink out the cooler and drink it while I'm shopping

Same thing with stores that have the hot food deli. Can't grocery shop while hungry so I'll get a thing of boneless wings and walk around eating
 
Crates of beers
70cl bottles of spirits
Extra fruit veg
Used to steal porn mags (slide them inside newspapers and pay for the paper then sell the porno mags to mates).
Cigarettes
Tobacco
Robbed small time dealers when I wanted weed but didn’t feel like paying.
Push bikes
A lot of fishing equipment
 
Used to run with a stick up crew for a while.

We mostly ran in cars.... Most Niggaz like them old ass cars, and a lot of them shits use the same kinda speakers, radios, rims n shit like that... It was almost all plug and play with them old cars.... And Niggaz never like buying shit full price in the stores... So that market was wide the fuck open.....

We also ran up on them Niggaz who be selling the jeans n shoes n shit on the corners.... If you dumb enough to park a van in a parking lot with like 15k+ in plain view.... Somebody gonna get you....

Chicks real good for lining Niggaz up too....

And I swear menace 2 society inspired way too many people.... Whenever you see a nigga flossing too hard and completely oblivious of his surroundings... That itch come up....i can ignore it now



For the most part... I do petty shit every now n then
 
In college I had a couple chicks that would steal textbooks for me. So people in the know would lemme know what book they wanted, and how much the bookstore was charging.

I'd let shorty know, charge the person like $80 for a $200 book, and cut shorty in
 
I used to work for this major cell phone company... Let's call them B-Mobile.... Anyways I hit a lick or two with some Arabs who worked in the mall with me... Made like 3gs before I got caught. Luckily the store closed down a few days after I got fired, so no serious repercussions on my end.
 
Used to tear out the pages of the gaming magazines so I'd have all of the special and finishing moves in Mortal Kombat.
 
Whispering Eye said:
I used to work for this major cell phone company... Let's call them B-Mobile.... Anyways I hit a lick or two with some Arabs who worked in the mall with me... Made like 3gs before I got caught. Luckily the store closed down a few days after I got fired, so no serious repercussions on my end.
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Had one like that. I worked at 3 cell phone spots in the same mall, 2 of them kiosks. When I was working for the second one, I let someone know the combination to the safe at the first one. They came through and cleared the safe, I met them at a nearby parking lot and claimed my cut (like 4 BlackBerrys)
 
Magazines from 7-11, shit was mad easy. Just had to slip the mag in between a newspaper flip over the paper on the bar code, pay then walk out. Did that numerous times as a teenager, never got caught once.

When I worked at Wendy's in HS me and another employee didn't ring up an meals for the whole shift and just split the money.

Didn't happen to me but my aunt was at a McDonald's drive-thru once and give the cashier a 20 for the order. She must've been zone out or something and thought my aunt gave her a $100 bill cuz she gave my aunt change back for a 100. We got our food bounced.
 
Revolver Ocelot said:
Magazines from 7-11, shit was mad easy. Just had to slip the mag in between a newspaper flip over the paper on the bar code, pay then walk out. Did that numerous times as a teenager, never got caught once.

When I worked at Wendy's in HS me and another employee didn't ring up an meals for the whole shift and just split the money.

Didn't happen to me but my aunt was at a McDonald's drive-thru once and give the cashier a 20 for the order. She must've been zone out or something and thought my aunt gave her a $100 bill cuz she gave my aunt change back for a 100. We got our food bounced.
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I know Wendy’s had to be like ... “ Nigga,you telling me we didn’t sell 1 burger the whole time you was here?” Lol
 
I once stole the album case for DMX's Great Depression album while I was with my mother, The CD was not inside I just wanted it so I could put my bootleg CD inside. Then when I left I was all happy and shit I even told my mum like a dummy and she went CRAZY AS FUCK at me, she tried taking me back to the shop to give it back but I talked her around, then I got arrested with friends for stealing other CD cases and posters some weeks later and that's when I saw my mum at her ANGRIEST, I haven't stolen a thing since then and I was about 14 years old.
 
I worked as a server at a restaurant that had like 8 or so locations in the area. They had a bin that they kept the old gift cards in. I started collecting them

Soon after, like every Friday or every other Friday I would go eat like a king. Porterhouse, filet mignon, prime rib, drinks, etc.

Ask for the check, leave enough gift cards for the tab and a generous cash tip, and walk out. I knew that the managers would just comp the meal, and hopefully the servers kept the cash if they were smart.

I did this over several months, hit up every location multiple times except the one I worked at of course. Always took a chick with me or some homies. Victimless crime
 
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