Not anymore.
What have you stolen?
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T. Sanford
T. Sanford/Trill Doggy Dog (Legion Of Trill)
I stole my neighbor's wifi connection. I get better service than she do
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
y'all niggas gonna reply and 15 minutes later be lookin out the window like:
Old Man Cain
OG
Heart's
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Anonymous
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Ive stole juices, candy, rap albums all that
GOAT
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- Money
- Food
- Drink
- Machete
- Razor wire
- Snow shovels
- Weed trimmers
- Batteries
- Hammer
- Screwdrivers
- Wrenches
- Socket set
- Tool box
- Razors
- Box cutters
- Car air freshners
- Nuts & bolts
- Spatulas & various kitchen utensils
- Pyrex
- Shower head
- Yellow jacket attractant
- Glue
- Tape
- Cleaning supplies
- Spray paint
- Food stamps
Damnnnnn nigga.
Used to steal money out my mamas purse and dads wallet when i was a young'n.
Got enough ass whoopins to straighten up since then.
One time tho i had to print out my tax return at kinkos which wouldve came out to like $13 i was already salty about what i owed the irs so i calmly walked past the cash register that was left unattended and exited the store.
Yea thats right...i stole a stack of papers.
That about it
Got enough ass whoopins to straighten up since then.
One time tho i had to print out my tax return at kinkos which wouldve came out to like $13 i was already salty about what i owed the irs so i calmly walked past the cash register that was left unattended and exited the store.
Yea thats right...i stole a stack of papers.
That about it
U be sneakin in ppls garages huh
808HiLife808
Refugee
some years back, before i changed my was...my boy worked at this electronics store. he was like ay come through and check me out at the job. i go up there and hes around his coworkers and what not asking/telling me i was lookin for such and such game. i didnt have any idea at first but went along with it. he gets it and some other shit out the case and brings it up to his register. hes like ay go buy a soda or somethin...alright. i walk out that mf with two bags of video games and my soda. after that i knew what time it was....video games, play stations, xboxes, tvs, video cameras, lap tops, printers...gone! we were funding vacations and all kinds of shit...
one time the mf didnt get all the security shit off and the thing beeped on my way out. put my head down and didnt look back. longest brisk walk to my car ever!
gotta be a statute of limitations or something by now lol
one time the mf didnt get all the security shit off and the thing beeped on my way out. put my head down and didnt look back. longest brisk walk to my car ever!
gotta be a statute of limitations or something by now lol
Kentucky
Gangster and Gentlemen
GOAT
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Nah me stealing Christmas was personal. Was in HS and had a beef.
I dont condone or support burglary in any way.
808HiLife808
Refugee
TheNightKing
J.A.P.A.N.
Started when I was about 8. Walked into the neighborhood convenience store, snatch and grab candy and soda. Only store in my hood though so had to get my momma some cigs the next day. Awkward.
Thousands from the major shoe store I worked at.
Stick shoes in garbage bags come back at night.
Pocket cash for shoes to help myself and the hood moms and drug dealers out.
Prop back door open and take whatever I wanted that night. Trunk sale next day.
Stole a credit card once, lady came in pissed but asst mgr was in on it so he covered.
Wore clothes from the store then put them back on the rack a few days later.
My boy's crazy ass rocking the new J's a day before they dropped, had to go home after first period and change cause of the attention.
Lied on app to get a JC Penney credit card at 16 and ran it up with no intent of paying.
Never paid for fast food in high school. Had a hook-up everywhere.
My lady changed the tags on an expensive shirt when we first started dating. Love at first theft I guess, lol.
Tried to game the car leasing system by changing my SSN slightly but got caught and arrested. Had 150 hours community service but the supervisor liked me so I led her on so she'd sign off on 150 hours when I only did about 30.
That's when I became uber honest. I can barely even tell a lie now. Barely.
Thousands from the major shoe store I worked at.
Stick shoes in garbage bags come back at night.
Pocket cash for shoes to help myself and the hood moms and drug dealers out.
Prop back door open and take whatever I wanted that night. Trunk sale next day.
Stole a credit card once, lady came in pissed but asst mgr was in on it so he covered.
Wore clothes from the store then put them back on the rack a few days later.
My boy's crazy ass rocking the new J's a day before they dropped, had to go home after first period and change cause of the attention.
Lied on app to get a JC Penney credit card at 16 and ran it up with no intent of paying.
Never paid for fast food in high school. Had a hook-up everywhere.
My lady changed the tags on an expensive shirt when we first started dating. Love at first theft I guess, lol.
Tried to game the car leasing system by changing my SSN slightly but got caught and arrested. Had 150 hours community service but the supervisor liked me so I led her on so she'd sign off on 150 hours when I only did about 30.
That's when I became uber honest. I can barely even tell a lie now. Barely.