COMMUNITY Things you believed as a child and turned out to be a lie.

[itsupthere]

I forgot how young I was, but I learned that the human body was mostly water. I thought that it was legit water.

 

[Word....Life]

Just cuz you old you right/smart...

It’s some dumb ass old people that just be making shit up as they go....using gray hair as wisdom....I mean I got a beard full and I know I’m full’a shit lol

 

[JohnSmithCAN]

cops were the “good” guys

Damn.

 

[JohnSmithCAN]

I forgot how young I was, but I learned that the human body was mostly water. I thought that it was legit water.

It actually is. About 70% water.

 

[Meeks]

I thought midgets/dwarfs were leprechauns for some years as a child because my parents ain’t shit.

 

[Englishdude]

???

ehh not far off, likely will have bug matter in some part of the process. I know cereal production has a limit on how much insect/rat trace they can have in their products, as it’s inevitable it will contain something.

 

[Pachá12]

Gum took seven years to digest

 

[T. Sanford]

If you didn't go to bed early before Christmas day that Santa was going to throw salt in your eyes.

Young me believed that, current me would beat tf out of Santa

 

[Rubato]

Waiting 30 mins after eating to swim

 

[Rubato]

Wearing somebody else glasses can damage your eyesight

 

[B_A]

That you can be whatever you wanna be. You can be what you can do, but if you can't master mathematics, you're not gonna be a math teacher no how much you wanna be.

 

[JohnSmithCAN]

If you didn't go to bed early before Christmas day that Santa was going to throw salt in your eyes.

Young me believed that, current me would beat tf out of Santa

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