COMMUNITY Things you believed as a child and turned out to be a lie.

[Loquacious]

When I was younger, I used to think ambulances and fire trucks could pull you over for speeding. So whenever an ambulance used to come flying up the street. I knew they were coming for my mama or daddy.

 

[Loquacious]

Santa of course.

 

[Loquacious]

My uncle knew I loved peanut butter. He told me that peanut butter was made out of peanuts and roach legs. I stopped eating peanut butter for years.

 

[Allergens]

Teachers had no life outside of school

 

[Loquacious]

Mannnnnnnn let me tell you. Teachers are WILD.

 

[Allergens]

Yea last years news about a lot of female teachers pretty much killed that myth for me

 

[TonyDubbz]

Santa of course.

Word, I was told that if i aint got to sleep by 12 on christmas eve that santa claus would come put pepper in my eye and of course my dumb ass believed it

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Freakiest profession teachers and nurses

 

[Loquacious]

Word, I was told that if i aint got to sleep by 12 on christmas eve that santa claus would come put pepper in my eye and of course my dumb ass believed it

Yo! My mama said he was gonna throw glitter dust in my eyes. I used to be afraid to open my eyes.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

But as far as the thread that rich married men with kids were faithful


I know it doesn't make sense but when that man showed up w his side baby

 

[TonyDubbz]

After I saw the movie look whos talking i was scared to pee in the toilet for a lil while, thought it was gonna bite my shit off

 

[Busta Carmichael]

I legit thought Snoop and Bow wow could transform into dogs

I was not a smart kid

 

[Busta Carmichael]

After I saw the movie look whos talking i was scared to pee in the toilet for a lil while, thought it was gonna bite my shit off

damn I forgot about this.

had me shook too

 

[JUDAH]

That my pops was the strongest dude in the world and no one could beat him.

I've seen him knock someone out twice though. But he done got old and can't beat me no more lol

 

[Englishdude]

If you swallow seeds of a fruit, the fruit will grow inside you and burst out your stomach like something off alien.

 

[Golden]

I used to think that no matter how bad or unpredictable a situation was, adults could be relied on to fix it for you. Then I became an adult and realized adults barely even got a handle on their own shit, let alone others.

 

[Goldie]

Jesus

 

[SeaSnake]

If you make ugly faces your face will stay like that

 

[Old Man Cain]

Teachers had no life outside of school

This

 

[JUDAH]

That these

Turned into this

Bruh got out in the closet in a chest every trip. My mom couldn't figure out how it kept getting on there lol.

I ain't want it no moe after my older cousin let me watch chuckie.