Things that only happen in tv/film

[Soul_Rattler]

I'll start.


A woman breaks up with her boyfriend/husband and the best job she can get is a waitress at a dingy diner.

 

[Inori]

When they looking at shitty surveillance video and the tech dude can magically "enhance" and that it goes from shit quality to 4k HD resolution in seconds

 

[Black]

When a person is in pain, they pop a pill and are instantly feeling better.

 

[Race Jones]

Black folks dying first in scary movies

unrealistic as hell!!! its always white folks running towards danger, not us!

foh

 

[Soul_Rattler]

The mother makes a full breakfast, omelette, pancakes, the whole 9 yards and everybody takes like 2 bites before leaving for school and work.

Also I just saw a movie where a mother poured a cup of fresh piping hot coffee into a mug and grabbed it by the cup, not the handle. I'm sitting there like, "so she ain't even gon act like that shit hot huh?"

 

[Norrin_Radd]

The mother makes a full breakfast, omelette, pancakes, the whole 9 yards and everybody takes like 2 bites before leaving for school and work.

Also I just saw a movie where a mother poured a cup of fresh piping hot coffee into a mug and grabbed it by the cup, not the handle. I'm sitting there like, "so she ain't even gon act like that shit hot huh?"

To add on to that whenever someone cooks dinner it’s ALWAYS spaghetti. And no one ever poops on tv

 

[GOAT]

AM cuddle pillow talk in bed w hot morning breath

 

[Soul_Rattler]

To add on to that whenever someone cooks dinner it’s ALWAYS spaghetti. And no one ever poops on tv

Chill.

I eat spaghetti 5 days a week.

 

[Race Jones]

AM cuddle pillow talk in bed w hot morning breath

pretty realistic

:ualreadyknow:

 

[Soul_Rattler]

Tyler Perry owns this thread.


A crackhead walked into a church in the middle of a choir song and got to sing her solo part. And she killed it too lmao


IFYOUDONTSITCHOCRACKHEADASSDOWN

 

[Norrin_Radd]

Chill.

I eat spaghetti 5 days a week.

I come home from work and my daughters making spaghetti for dinner lmao

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

AM cuddle pillow talk in bed w hot morning breath

Unfortunately it's nuff women outchea who believe this to be good practices

 

[T. Sanford]

People walking in a sitcom house without knocking or getting shot. Out of 215 episodes; the Winslow never locked their door smh

 

[konceptjones]

anything hacking related.

ALL of that shit is unrealistic garbage.

 

[konceptjones]

The mother makes a full breakfast, omelette, pancakes, the whole 9 yards and everybody takes like 2 bites before leaving for school and work.

Also I just saw a movie where a mother poured a cup of fresh piping hot coffee into a mug and grabbed it by the cup, not the handle. I'm sitting there like, "so she ain't even gon act like that shit hot huh?"

Yeah... This here is some bullshit. I don't know a mother or father that would let this shit fly.

 

[Black]

Just before an explosion, one giant, magical leap in the air saves them from dying or any flying debris/burn wounds.

 

[Maywood]

 

[konceptjones]

every fuckin time I see some shit like this I wanna throw something at the screen.

 

[Norrin_Radd]

Every family sitcom when the family gets a dog or the kids bring home a stray it’s always some shaggy dog type

 

[L3NU]

Action stars can bust through a glass window and not have critical lacerations all over their body