Trump: Putin, I need your help...again. This investigation is getting closer, and this Pee-Gate scandal is getting outta hand. I need to bomb something to distract the American people.
Putin: *cursing in Russian*...my patience is running thin with you Trump! Hold on...
*speaking in Russian to one of his generals*
...you can bomb one of the abandoned warehouses...a rundown whore house...a 7-11...and...
*speaking in Russian again to one of his generals*
...two Best Buys. Just lie and say they're chemical plants. You Americans believe anything...*starts chuckling*
Trump: Thank you sir. Hail Hydra!