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Not normally into white women but Helen Mirren was fine as shit back in the day.

lmao not judging but these types of realizations only happen when its been a while for me

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"these boys really low key faking on Connie Chung out here" kmsl
 
My new phone takes voicemails from my Missed Callls and sends them to me in a form of a text. So now when I don’t pay bills, not only do I get a threatening email, I get a threaten text.

and speaking of which, some of these banks need to chill man. I’m always on time, 10 days late and you blowing up my phone. Save that energy for someone you bout to put in collections
 
You know what’s crazy?

Man and woman in a relationship, they having problems. A man will straight up tell a woman everything that is giving him a problem with their relationship, straight up tell a woman b.

And that shit goes in one ear and out the other. They either gonna deflect with something he do, comparable to what he’s complaining about. Or she’s gonna ask,”who is she”.

Like a man could be like, why you always so hot and cold, one minute you want affection and the next minute you arguing with me like you wanna through hands over some small shit.

Translation, it’s hard to get close to you, because you make it difficult to do so.

What she say back? “Well what about that time 8 months ago when you”

meanwhile she don’t even peep that she had to go back 8 months to find a situation similar to a way she act every other day..that shit don’t register with women b.

women be acting like arguing wit chu is cute, then in the same breath accuse you of fuckin other women, cause those other women don’t argue with you.

like....like, there so relation between wanting to be with a woman that don’t argue with you and not wanting to be with a woman to do.

Shit deadass mapped out in their head and they just ignore it.
 
like niggas be having the time to really think these steps out when they falling

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Shit reminds me of the time i had my uncle helping me move a dresser out the crib

that nigga 7ft tall man and he tripped while we was walking... I swear It was the safest fall i ever seen.. it took that nigga forever to hit the ground and whenever he did his legs went straight up in the air, just like Kevin Hart when he was talkin bout Shaq falling

im sitting here laughing now thinking bout that shit

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