This the part after separation when you ask yaself.....was the grass really that much greener?
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RusselWilsonJr
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Man, nothing I hear about single life in the modern world makes me want to return to it. Shit sounds crazy and annoying.
RusselWilsonJr
Who do you think you are? I am
Just yesterday this cute Spanish girl shot her shot at me in the most odd way. I’m at the grocery store and I’m waiting behind another dude checking out, she’s not talking to him just checking him out. And when he’s through I go.
So I’m standing there while she’s scanning and she goes..”you look like the right type of guy to ask this question” then she says..”purely hypothetically speaking right, purely hypothetical” ..if you and I were in a relationship, and I kept asking you if you sure you want to be with me, would that bother you”
And at first I didn’t hear her and I thought, what kinda small talk is this. Then I asked her, is he saying that? And she’s like “nah, cause I’m a good woman, I cook, I clean, I take care of my man, but sometimes I just need to be told that a man really want me like I want him to want me”
And I’m like..uhhh, I mean it’s probably all in your head, most of the times a lot of the stuff that you think bothers him be like 1 of a 1000 things that bothers him but if he really fucks wit you, he overlooks all of that cause it’s no big deal.
Then she kept rambling on saying things like, if you and I this or you and I that..it was just odd.
So I get home and I speak with a female friend about the shit, and she like…oh, she was fishing for a compliment, like she wanted you but was like, she thought you was the type to be more interested in a woman with a man and she was hoping you would like ..if you was my girl you wouldn’t question that, or some shit like that.
And ima like…that’s how women shoot their shot nowadays? What Type of dude would even want a woman that tells you she’s in a relationship the first time y’all speak?
And she says that’s how some chicks just think….anyway..it makes sense cause when I took my recipt and said good luck with your boyfriend, she looked disappointed.
That’s nasty..it’s nasty out here
So I’m standing there while she’s scanning and she goes..”you look like the right type of guy to ask this question” then she says..”purely hypothetically speaking right, purely hypothetical” ..if you and I were in a relationship, and I kept asking you if you sure you want to be with me, would that bother you”
And at first I didn’t hear her and I thought, what kinda small talk is this. Then I asked her, is he saying that? And she’s like “nah, cause I’m a good woman, I cook, I clean, I take care of my man, but sometimes I just need to be told that a man really want me like I want him to want me”
And I’m like..uhhh, I mean it’s probably all in your head, most of the times a lot of the stuff that you think bothers him be like 1 of a 1000 things that bothers him but if he really fucks wit you, he overlooks all of that cause it’s no big deal.
Then she kept rambling on saying things like, if you and I this or you and I that..it was just odd.
So I get home and I speak with a female friend about the shit, and she like…oh, she was fishing for a compliment, like she wanted you but was like, she thought you was the type to be more interested in a woman with a man and she was hoping you would like ..if you was my girl you wouldn’t question that, or some shit like that.
And ima like…that’s how women shoot their shot nowadays? What Type of dude would even want a woman that tells you she’s in a relationship the first time y’all speak?
And she says that’s how some chicks just think….anyway..it makes sense cause when I took my recipt and said good luck with your boyfriend, she looked disappointed.
That’s nasty..it’s nasty out here
Big Lurko
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Oh you Mr. No Bitches huh
Lmao I think she was just asking you a hypothetical my G because it’s clearly something that was bothering her and she wanted to ask you maybe because you looked approachable
allergens to type of nigga to think a woman wants him because she said hi
allergens to type of nigga to think a woman wants him because she said hi
Mans just wanted to get off that long ass story yo
Niggas teasing shit they been wanting to get off they chest has been going on all month long
Elzo69Renaissance
Niggas online ratting then calling it content
Anybody wanna drop cliff notes?
Lol Shannon Sharpe did all that shitting on HBCUs and calling out Black athletes in public only for Skip Bayless once again to disrespect his face.
All that " I'ma call out Black people when they wrong."
"I didn't wanna go to an HBCU."
"Let me fuck my White women in peace."
Skip Bayless pretty much called that man a boy yesterday.
Skip Bayless sure is gonna stick up for his White boy Tom Brady. Told Shannon Sharpe his career don't mean shit and he's jealous of Tom Brady to his face.
Shannon took off his glasses to look him in the eye, Skip told him to put the glasses back on. A lot of that old Mr. Charley energy came out.
Lol, Black football players used to being chewed up and being treated like shit by older White men.
Lol, I bet no Black man talked to him like that at Savannah State lol.
All that " I'ma call out Black people when they wrong."
"I didn't wanna go to an HBCU."
"Let me fuck my White women in peace."
Skip Bayless pretty much called that man a boy yesterday.
Skip Bayless sure is gonna stick up for his White boy Tom Brady. Told Shannon Sharpe his career don't mean shit and he's jealous of Tom Brady to his face.
Shannon took off his glasses to look him in the eye, Skip told him to put the glasses back on. A lot of that old Mr. Charley energy came out.
Lol, Black football players used to being chewed up and being treated like shit by older White men.
Lol, I bet no Black man talked to him like that at Savannah State lol.
RusselWilsonJr
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Nah that was a long response to your statement that grass is greener, like nah, shit too complicated
You may be right, same time..everyone I know that knows me tells me I’m intimidating and unapproachable, I’ve never had someone tell me the opposite. So I just didn’t assume that would be the case but you may be right.
Elzo69Renaissance
Niggas online ratting then calling it content
Yo allergens I still got this saved in my phone
I was in st Thomas on my bday and I was taking a shit when I read this
I’ll never forget what was going on when I read this funny shit lmao
I was in st Thomas on my bday and I was taking a shit when I read this
I’ll never forget what was going on when I read this funny shit lmao
Man I turn 38 in less that 2 weeks. I keep telling myself I’m gonna actually date women and try to be in a relationship but some of these women are insane. And I really don’t wanna date one with kids because I have no children but smh. What to do?
Reading this shit...again
Bro really wrote an Issa Rae scene.
What's that terrible ass show she had, Insecure, yeah , that's an Insecure scene.
Bruh need to become a screenwriter or a novelist or some shit.
Go to Brazil and Colombia.
Single older White men and women go all over the world and fuck and fall in love.
RusselWilsonJr
Who do you think you are? I am
Yo..you wanna hear something wild, that put your panties in my pocket..
I know a old head that would tell these hilarious stories about cheating on his wife all the time. He was a thorough story teller and at some point in each story he would say that he said “how bout you take them panties off and put them in my pocket” but not like he was emphasizing that, it’s just that he said it.
So one day I asked him while laughing,”why do you always tell them to put their panties in your pocket” and he said “aww man, bitches love when you tell them to put their panties in your pocket”..I laughed my ass off but he was dead serious.
One day on a whim I did that shit and yo..first the chick looked at me wit confusion and then a smile, and then she did that shit!!
yoooooooo, bro, no lie she brought that shit up many times and like in her own form of dirty talk she would say, you want me to put my panties in your pocket..swear to gawd bro..I don’t even know why, but that shit is real life funny is real life turns them on..ion know if it’s the surprise of it or what.,ion fucking know bro
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