Conversation I had wit someone. I go to this spot to get lunch, and there’s this chick that works the counter that flirts wit me. So..today I get my food and tell her have a nice day..here’s the convo
Associate:That chick was flirting wit you
Me: I know, she always does
Associate: She cute, why you don’t flirt back
Me: Cause I always come here and if I flirt wit her, she’s gonna expect me to do that everyday. And there are a shit load of days when I don’t even like opening my mouth to talk to people.
Associate: Yea but if you flirt wit her, on those days you feel like that and you don’t. She’ll ask you what’s wrong.
Me: Why would I want that?
Associate: You know, so she can get to know you and what’s going on wit you
Me: Why would I want that?
Associate: Sometimes we need to talk to people about how we feeling, you know vent
Me:Why would I vent to the lunch lady
Associate: Lunch lady?!!
Me: ion mean it like that, I come here to get lunch i just wanna get lunch man. Ion wanna add a human element to lunch.
Associate: Human element
Me: yea..so..I gotta now come here and act like a normal person who gives a fuck about her day and care about that she care about mine and consider all that shit everytime I wanna get a fucking burger
Associate: Fuck is wrong wit you?
Me: Why we started talking bout this?
Associate: She flirting with you…
Me: ……ion really care man, I just be wanting a burger